-> "Invasion Ready"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Parody Song Title:
"Invasion Ready"
The Lyrics
Uraine is going to hell
Poor Russians not treated well
I hear as the complaints swell
I hear them everyday
Don't have to put up with this
Kiev must have a death wish
Look West, now I am quite pissed
Nothing stands in my way
PRE-CHORUS
The West is stalling
Sanctions, threats appalling
A fight, is now brewing
They know where this is going- badly...
CHORUS
Hey, West I hate you and NATO's crazy
Troops on the border, invasion ready
Heat up the rhetoric- call me crazy
Bear doesn't slumber, invasion ready
Hey, West I hate you and NATO's crazy
Troops on the border, invasion ready
And I have air assets and my Navy
You must remember, invasion ready
Crimea took a great fall
Annexed it in no time at all
In my court is the ball
'Cause this is MY ground game
You beg, whine, and appeal
I pretend it's not real
You don't care how Russians feel
Don't stand in my way
PRE-CHORUS
The West is stalling
Sanctions, threats appalling
A fight, is now brewing
They know where this is going- badly...
CHORUS
Hey, West I hate you and NATO's crazy
Troops on the border, invasion ready
Heat up the rhetoric- call me crazy
Bear doesn't slumber, invasion ready
Hey, West I hate you and NATO's crazy
Troops on the border, invasion ready
And I have air assets and my Navy
You must remember, invasion ready
Before Ukraine was in strife, relations weren't bad
But now they are sad, relations so, so bad
Before Ukraine was in strife, relations weren't bad
The coup made me mad, EU sway so, so bad
(Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad)
West should take another view, really
Troops on the border, invasion ready
CHORUS
Hey, West I hate you and NATO's crazy
Troops on the border, invasion ready
And I have air assets and my Navy
You must remember, invasion ready
Before Ukraine was in strife, relations weren't bad
But now they are sad, relations so, so bad
Heat up the rhetoric- call me crazy
But still remember, invasion ready
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How Funny: | 4.1 | |
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