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Song Parodies -> "Old Old Old"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Cold Cold"

Original Performer:

Cage The Elephant

Parody Song Title:

"Old Old Old"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Here's a funny parody that sums up the aging part of life in a nutshell
Doctor, look at my physique
I've been feeling beat, and there's no sign of youth
Doctor, there's problems here and there
My hair is gray as mist, and it's really quite the bear

Doctor, help me daily 'cause my muscles feel so frail
Better give me drugs before I pass away
Doctor, help me daily 'cause my muscles feel so frail
Better give me drugs before I pass away

Well, I'm old, old, old, old these days
Snoozing in the day into the dead of night
Old, old, old, old yes sir
Doctor, help me daily 'cause muscles feel so frail
Muscles feel so frail

Sweet nurse, examine me this way
I've seen those bills before, I can tell they want my pay
Living director, cue the bingo game
Tell me, how long will I live if I keep my health restrained

Doctor, help me daily 'cause my muscles feel so frail
Better give me drugs before I pass away
Doctor, help me daily 'cause my muscles feel so frail
Better give me drugs before I pass away

Well, I'm old, old, old, old these days
Snoozing in the day into the dead of night
Old, old, old, old yes sir
Doctor, help me daily 'cause muscles feel so frail
Muscles feel so frail

And as my age surges, my hair's white as a cloud
My youth before me like a fire in the night
With my arms thin and wrinkly

Well, I'm old, old, old, old these days
Snoozing in the day into the dead of night
Old, old, old, old yes sir
Doctor, help me daily 'cause muscles feel so frail
Muscles feel so frail
Muscles just too frail

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