Oh the pies, the pies
make her mouth look like it is flooding.
Her hair, her hair
falls perfectly without her trying

she’s so ugly...
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
that I shag her
But I hate it trust me
And it’s so, it’s so
Sad to think that I have to see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's everything that I would change
Cause you're a munter
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and voms for awhile
Cause girl you're munter
Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails
Look as if they have been done by monkeys
Her laugh, her laugh
Sounds like a pig ‘cause she’s a snorter

She's so mingerful
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
that if I asked you to change
You’d throw a temper tantrum
and become insane

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
I want to hurl and kill myself
Cause you're munter
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and voms for awhile
Cause girl you're munter
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're munter
Just the way you are

When I see your face
I want to cut it off with a blade
Cause you're munter
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and voms for awhile
Cause girl you're munter.
Just the way you are.