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Song Parodies -> "Who Is Kylo Ren? (I Know Who You Are)"
Original Song Title:
"Just The Way You Are"
Original Performer:
Bruno Mars
Parody Song Title:
"Who Is Kylo Ren? (I Know Who You Are)"
Parody Written by:
Arwen and Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Oh, this guy, this guy
Is a brand new vil-lain, no lyin’
But where, but where
Have we seen him? It’s got us dyin’
So mysterious
But familiar in a way…
Oh!
I know, I know
That behind the mask, Kylo is no stranger
And it's so, it's so
Clear that Luke is now that Dark Side Ranger
So every time I see his cross-guard saber sway
I’ll say
“You can hide your face
And try to take Pa Vader’s place
Give it up, Kylo
I know who you are
You got Luke’s style
So you can quit with all this denial
Can I call you Sky-lo?
I know who you are”
Oh!
Luke’s face, Luke’s face,
Isn’t on the poster, yes, but maybe,
He missed, he missed, the last transport that left Mos Eisley
If not Skywalker,
I wonder who it could be?
Maaaaay-be Leia and Chewbacca ended up in the sack
That would explain his scary mask, and his hairy back
Made...poor Han Sith to his stomach and it turned his hair gray
Hope he’s okay
“So you hide your face
Spawn of human and Wookiee race
And you fly Solo
That is who you are
Or Yoda lied
And took a Gungan to the dark side
And they had a baby
That is who you are
Son of Jar Jar
Born in the stars
Kylo Ren, maybe
That is who you are”
"We can’t see your face
And our theories might be deranged
Wanna know, Kylo
Who the hell you are!
Queen Padme’s toy?
Or another Darth Vader fanboy
We wanna know, Kylo
Who the hell you are
Yeah"
Is a brand new vil-lain, no lyin’
But where, but where
Have we seen him? It’s got us dyin’
So mysterious
But familiar in a way…
Oh!
I know, I know
That behind the mask, Kylo is no stranger
And it's so, it's so
Clear that Luke is now that Dark Side Ranger
So every time I see his cross-guard saber sway
I’ll say
“You can hide your face
And try to take Pa Vader’s place
Give it up, Kylo
I know who you are
You got Luke’s style
So you can quit with all this denial
Can I call you Sky-lo?
I know who you are”
Oh!
Luke’s face, Luke’s face,
Isn’t on the poster, yes, but maybe,
He missed, he missed, the last transport that left Mos Eisley
If not Skywalker,
I wonder who it could be?
Maaaaay-be Leia and Chewbacca ended up in the sack
That would explain his scary mask, and his hairy back
Made...poor Han Sith to his stomach and it turned his hair gray
Hope he’s okay
“So you hide your face
Spawn of human and Wookiee race
And you fly Solo
That is who you are
Or Yoda lied
And took a Gungan to the dark side
And they had a baby
That is who you are
Son of Jar Jar
Born in the stars
Kylo Ren, maybe
That is who you are”
"We can’t see your face
And our theories might be deranged
Wanna know, Kylo
Who the hell you are!
Queen Padme’s toy?
Or another Darth Vader fanboy
We wanna know, Kylo
Who the hell you are
Yeah"
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Possibly Jacen Solo mourning his Grandfather Darth Vader. Rey may be his sister Jaina Solo that he must fight in the tradition of the Skywalker family battles. Kylo Ren becomes Darth Revan who leads the First Order Stormtroopers to hunt the Jedi. Grand Master Snokes at Star Killer Base has a specific use for him. 555!
Also, the desert planet seen in the trailers is NOT Tattooine but Jakku where Rey lives as a scavenger with that round rolling robot!
Pardon me, the droid is BB-8 and is not CGI...
You've done your homework! Glad you enjoyed!
Thanks, been an original Star Wars fan since 1977.
Huh...if we'd only known that Rob had all the answers, we could have brought him into our discussion the other night Jeff. Alas...then this parody probably wouldn't have happened...so I'm glad we found out late. ;) Thanks, Rob!
Remember that we didn't learn about Lukes ancestry until episod 2 (i.e 5). It would be very much in the SW vein to end episode 7 with such a question hanging for episode 8. Depending on how they execute it such an ending might be the best/worst cliffhanger of all time...
I don't know all the answers but it looks that way by the posters which feature Rey vs Darth Revan. Probably because they are brother and sister. Any question concerns Poe Cameron, "best star pilot in the galaxy"... any connection to Skywalker? J.J. Abrams promised a reimagining of the Star Wars universe and chronology as in the Star Trek franchise! Anything is possible. We get to go back to the Sith homeworld too to find an artifact that will put the Sith back on top... stay tuned...
Another question concerns Poe Dameron! (Damn Spellchecker)
I feel the same way looking at this as I did when Weird Al''s The Saga Begins first came out--a bit out of the loop. I love that you two collaborated on this, I would love to see more Arwen competing in our Artistry competition!
I haven't seen the trailer but I'm not completely out of the loop here. There were a bunch of funny lines about who it could be like Jar Jar Binks' son. I hope not!
Spoilers: Jar Jar Binks' son is Kylo Ren.
(Artistry) My guess when I saw the trailer was that Kylo = Luke, but I'm not gonna be too upset if that theory turns out to be bogus, I've never been to into Star Wars. Awesome collab here, 555 more wacked-out theories!
Not a chance TCOP as Kylo Ren was born after the Battle of Endor. Both Kylo Ren (Darth Revan) and Rey are roughly 25 years old. The family battle is theirs, seen in the trailers and the new posters. They are the Solo twins Jacen and Jaina. Darth Vader was their grandfather on Leia's side. Both have Force potential...
Oh man, another Star Wars parody...another spoof that goes over my head. The pacing and rhyming were good, but everything else is lost on me.
Kylo Ren without helmet. NOT Skywalker! Played by Adam Driver: http://cdn2.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/9/66//kylo_ren.jpg?itok=nLHB21PA
(Artistry) "Can I call you Sky-lo" LOL! This was really funny. A very current topic too. Great collabo guy, very fun and niche in the best ways.
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