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Verse 1: Oh, I’ve traveled these woods before
And I won’t go this way again
Dangers on this shrouded road
I couldn’t prep myself, there’s no defense
Well I learned just a little too late
Good God, ‘bout didn’t survive
They’re stronger than anything, anything, anything
Like my daddy I’m a battling man
Never been afraid to pick a fight
But when I faced this bug out there
Little worm big-eyes threatened my life
A silken case that it has woven
Better hold strong or he is mine
Cuz once I catch him in this ball, you’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! Just run away ‘fore you’re shamed, buddy
He’s one tough bu-u-ug
Caterpie! I know you’re out there ready, I’m coming
Quit being so smu-u-ug
Well, I think it’s my turn
Catch this green sticky worm
Watch out he squirms
Look out for a sneaky little guy named Caterpie!
If you have one, man I am jealous
I can’t catch o-o-one!
Verse 2: Your spindles sure has got a hold
Cuz I’m trapped already in this case
Don’t matter what I’ve been told
Never gonna quit the chase
You’ll be sayin’ Caterpie-pie-pie
Others look at me and laugh-laugh-laugh
Why you mock me Caterpie? Caterpie? Caterpie?
I’ll spend a lifetime in trees
(Yeah, ‘til I catch you)
Then I will be Butter-Free
(Yeah, that’s what you’ll do)
Can’t no trainer beat me now
So there ain’t no use in tryin’
Now I’ve got my hands on you, they’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! I’m choosing you show others they’re dummies
Cuz they’re all making fu-u-un
Caterpie! These other trainers thinkin’ you’re crummy
Soon they will be stu-u-unned
Well, I’m showin’ my love
For this quick, crafty grub
Will crush you scrubs
Look out for my slinky little bug called Caterpie!
Beware that String Shot it gets real gummy
And now you’re do-o-one
Bridge: You should have known better
(You should have known better)
This bug’s a bug to treasure
(This bug’s a bug to treasure)
Even verse birds with feathers
(Even verse birds with feathers)
Only fools would match up that way!
Chorus: Hey Caterpie! Let’s win this scrape and take his money
Just for being so du-u-umb
Caterpie! Just spray that String Shot, turn’em to mummies
And now they can’t ru-u-un
Well, you’re digging a ditch
Make your choice, don’t care which
This will end quick
Look out for a beastly little grub like Caterpie!
I’ll use his String Shot once more ain’t budgin’
It’s his only o-o-one
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