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Song Parodies -> "6 vs. 7"

Original Song Title:

"Locked Out Of Heaven"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"6 vs. 7"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Number Six is sick and tired of hearing how Seven ate Nine. That Seven is such a bully, and someone has to stand up for the rest of the numbers! Original Song
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)

Seven is the bully of the number world
Three and Four always running for their lives
What Seven did to One last week – despicable!
And Six is so sick and tired, he wants to fight!

Ever since Seven ate poor old Nine
Number Six wants to honor his life
“So let’s go-o-o-o”, yeah, yeah, yeah

On pay-per-view tonight!
It is SIX verses SEVEN!
Been too long, far too long
Heard his manager- Five:
“Six ain’t afraid of Seven
Bring it on! Bring it on!”

Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)

Six goes right for his knees
He wants to break his spine
But the faster Seven kicks away
Then he punched his face, and number Eight must close his eyes
And Ten has trash talk he wants to say:

“You remember when Seven ate Nine?
And you did nothing to save his life?
Way to go-o-o-o, ha, ha, ha!”

Then Six grabbed a steel pipe,
“I’m not afraid of Seven!
He’s been wrong, for too long!”
Then Two tried to help by
Holding the arms of Seven
Yelled, “For One! You’re so done!”

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Can’t we be friends here?
I know that I was wrong here!
No! No! No! No!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Think you’re in the clear?
We have just got started here!

We all watched Six last night
Beat the crap out of Seven
Man, he won…won for One!
And so now it feels like
That Six is the new Seven
Won’t do wrong, smart and strong!

Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah (Ooh!)

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Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Brilliant take on that old joke!
Blaydeman - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Super clever! You made that stale old joke funny again! Loved this. Awesome OS choice too. Love me some Bruno Mars.
Jeff Reuben - October 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with the comments above, great take running with the old joke!
Arwen - October 27, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL--This cracked me up--I feel like it could be a parody on Sesame Street, if it weren't so (hilariously) violent. 5s! :)
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2015 - Report this comment
For some reason I picture this as a They Might Be Giants song, something for their Here Come The 123s album. Original and cute topicm
Max Power - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
The pun is strong in this one. How about some high 5s? No really, I gave them some weed and they puffed away like crazy!
bobpiecheese - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I guess Seven's luck finally ran out. Though if Six is the new Seven, does that mean a new reign of terror is about to begin? Delightfully silly, 555!

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