Chorus: Today I feel like doing something insane
Maybe I could slaughter a cow
Don’t feel like staying in my house
I gotta let this loon come out
Cuz today I swear that I’ll do something insane
Ah…

Verse 1: I’m gonna paint the town red
Then fry up some ants
Put deer antlers on, and then just lose my pants
Nobody’s gonna tell me I can’t
No
I’ll be climbing up a tree
My neighbor I be spyin’
Scamper to the zoo, so I can free all of the lions
Cuz when you’re crazy you’re a scary man
Oh, what I’m sayin’, I’m sayin’
Just doesn’t make much sense

Chorus: Today I feel like doing something insane
Maybe plank across the I-9
When people ask me if I’m fine
I’ll just pretend that I went blind
Cuz today I swear that I’ll do something insane
Insane indeed

Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Insane indeed
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ohh

Verse 2: Tomorrow I’ll wake up be back up in my head
All of my clothes are gone, and my pet dog is dead
And I’m gonna scream out, “Baxter no!” (Oh my God, Baxter no!)
Oh!
I might flee this town, cuz a warrant’s on me
Headhunters looking on a nominal fee
Where I went man, no one will know
Oh, what I’m sayin’, I’m sayin’
Just sounds a tad bit off

Chorus: Today I feel like doing something insane
I just wanna streak through my school
So when I’m runnin’ nude in class
I bet the chicks will see my ass
Cuz today I swear that I’ll do something insane

Bridge: Well I may roll around in mud
Then give someone a great big hug
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
With my friends the kangaroos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh!

Chorus: Today I feel like doing something insane
Maybe tape myself to a car
Won’t let my saneness come around
“Um, Blaydeman isn’t home right now”
Cuz today I swear that I’ll do something insane
Insane indeed

Outro: Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Insane indeed
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ohh
Insane indeed…