-> "Sword Song"
Original Song Title:
"Lazy Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Sword Song"
The Lyrics
Today, I just feel like killing everything
I need to kill with something edged
Don't feel like using a mace to break your bones
Also, left my war hammer at home
'Cause today I swear I'm killing everything
(with something edged)
I'm gonna slice my enemies up
With my sharpened blades
The fight is on, first javelins have been thrown
Nobody's gonna live after I am done and gone
I'll be fighting down near the creek,
Just killin' all my enemies
Not for the meek, blood flowing from the necks of the weak
'Cause in this battle I'm the swordsman
Oh, oh- No!!!
Yes, I slayed you
Cut you,
Ran you through ‘cause I hate you
Today, I just feel like killing everything
I need to kill with something edged
Don't feel like using a mace to break your bones
Also, left my war hammer at home
'Cause today I swear I'm killing everything
You will all fall
You will never get up, I stabbed you in the chest
How does it feel, you’re dying like the rest
And as you scream out: 'God help me'!!!
(Too late, this was your fate)
I’ll just laugh…
I don’t mess around, you’re gonna bleed
… like a stuck pig, warriors are so proud of me
Sorry son, see you at Hell’s Gate
Oh, oh- No!
Yes, I slayed you
Cut you,
Ran you through ‘cause I hate you
Today, I just feel like killing everything
I need to kill with something edged
Don't feel like using a mace to break your bones
Also, left my war hammer at home
'Cause today I swear I'm killing everything
(with something edged)
No, armor I ain’t gonna wear
'Cause a Berserkir goes into battle bare
Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh- YES!!!
I'll just yell in my birthday suit
My blades swingin’ and cuttin’ loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh
Today, I just feel like killing everything
I need to kill with something edged
Don't feel like using a mace to break your bones
Also, left my war hammer at home
'Cause today I swear I'm killing everything
(with something edged)
You will all fall
You will all fall
You will all fall
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