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Song Parodies -> "Amazon"
Original Song Title:
"Lazy Song"
Original Performer:
Bruno Mars
Parody Song Title:
"Amazon"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I was originally going to write this about an Amazon warrior, but changed it to a guy in love with his GTS (Giantess) girlfriend!!! Sorry Wild Child Jin...
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
When she puts her high heels on
Six-foot six tall she stands!!!
Out and about, people can’t stop talkin’ out loud
Dear Lord! I’m still glad that I’m her man
We'll be layin' on the couch,
Me thrillin' as she holds me closely
Intense as it can be , sex with her is so freaky!!!
But in this relationship, I'm the one who’s lucky!!!
Oh, oh- YES!!!
Yes, I love her
I adore her
I love her 'cause she’s my woman
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
God, she’s so tall
Tomorrow we'll wake up, after a night of great sex
God, I really love this girl, many heads above the rest
And I’m gonna scream out: ‘This is Fate’
(Oh My freakin’ God, this is so great)
Yeah!!!
I’ll never mess around, cuz she is my shining crown
I bet my parents will be so proud of me
But sorry folks, you'll just have to wait to see…
Oh yeah
(My loving Amazon and me)
Yes, I love her
I adore her
I love her 'cause she’s my woman
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
In bed, she climbs on me and pins me there
No, I ain't goin’ anywhere!!!
Oh, oh, oh, she tastes so sweet, oh, oh, oh- the pleasure!!!
When she struts around in her birthday suit
Her long legs and torso sets my tongue loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh-Yeah!!!
Oh
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
God, she’s so tall
God, she’s so tall
God, she’s so tall
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
When she puts her high heels on
Six-foot six tall she stands!!!
Out and about, people can’t stop talkin’ out loud
Dear Lord! I’m still glad that I’m her man
We'll be layin' on the couch,
Me thrillin' as she holds me closely
Intense as it can be , sex with her is so freaky!!!
But in this relationship, I'm the one who’s lucky!!!
Oh, oh- YES!!!
Yes, I love her
I adore her
I love her 'cause she’s my woman
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
God, she’s so tall
Tomorrow we'll wake up, after a night of great sex
God, I really love this girl, many heads above the rest
And I’m gonna scream out: ‘This is Fate’
(Oh My freakin’ God, this is so great)
Yeah!!!
I’ll never mess around, cuz she is my shining crown
I bet my parents will be so proud of me
But sorry folks, you'll just have to wait to see…
Oh yeah
(My loving Amazon and me)
Yes, I love her
I adore her
I love her 'cause she’s my woman
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
In bed, she climbs on me and pins me there
No, I ain't goin’ anywhere!!!
Oh, oh, oh, she tastes so sweet, oh, oh, oh- the pleasure!!!
When she struts around in her birthday suit
Her long legs and torso sets my tongue loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh-Yeah!!!
Oh
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
She takes up my entire bed
But at least I never sleep alone
She hugs me like a Teddy Bear, oh so close
Dear Lord! I’m in love with an Amazon
God, she’s so tall
God, she’s so tall
God, she’s so tall
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Oh, I see that you managed to complete it after all! ;-) Here's three 5's to a parody that's "larger than life" in excellence! :-)
WCJ, I might still do an Amazon warrior version...!!!
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