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Song Parodies -> "Limeade"
Original Song Title:
"Grenade"
Original Performer:
Bruno Mars
Parody Song Title:
"Limeade"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
A devoted boyfriend decides to make his rich girlfriend, her favorite refreshment.
Verse 1: Juice and squeeze, baby please
Would you like a drink?
Oh, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze it all
Over by the sink
Mixed and juiced, what is the use?
Lime in my eyes
Damn man this is burning
My God it’s burning!
Hook: I bought a dozen limes
Cuz you said they were sublime
You said they were sublime, you did
I made your fav’rite bev
It took me lots of time
But you just don’t re-alize
Is…
Chorus: I made some Limeade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Even made it homemade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It has a crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I will soon serenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
Wouldn’t slave through all this work
If I knew you would be a jerk
Yes, I’m in love with you, baby
But can you say the same!
No, no, no, no!
Verse 2: Limes, limes, citrus limes
Juiced until they’re dry
Tell me baby, are you pleased?
Oh you are not! I wanna cry!
Mad woman, bad woman
You are such a witch
And this citric acid
Is causing my skin to itch
Hook: I bought this citrus fruit
So you’ll maybe give a hoot
But you don’t give a hoot, no you don’t
And now I am alone
Cuz you gave me the boot
And I just don’t understand
Cuz…
Chorus: I made some Limeade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Even made it homemade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It has a crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I will soon serenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
Wouldn’t slave through all this work
If I knew you would be a jerk
Yes, I’m in love with you, baby
But can you say the same!
Bridge: If I made you a lasagna
Ooh! You would say it was dry and burnt
You said you loved me, you’re a liar
Cuz you never, ever, ever, did baby
Chorus: Now darling I won’t make some limaeade for ya! (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I won’t make it homemade for ya(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And no more crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I won’t soon serenade for ya(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
I would eat a million flies
Have that limeade poured in my eyes
Before I would be with you baby
Even if I was paid
Outro: No, not if I was paid
Wait, how much will you pay?
Ooh, guess that I’m your new maid
(She asks him to make her some limeade)
Oh, no, no…
Would you like a drink?
Oh, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze it all
Over by the sink
Mixed and juiced, what is the use?
Lime in my eyes
Damn man this is burning
My God it’s burning!
Hook: I bought a dozen limes
Cuz you said they were sublime
You said they were sublime, you did
I made your fav’rite bev
It took me lots of time
But you just don’t re-alize
Is…
Chorus: I made some Limeade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Even made it homemade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It has a crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I will soon serenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
Wouldn’t slave through all this work
If I knew you would be a jerk
Yes, I’m in love with you, baby
But can you say the same!
No, no, no, no!
Verse 2: Limes, limes, citrus limes
Juiced until they’re dry
Tell me baby, are you pleased?
Oh you are not! I wanna cry!
Mad woman, bad woman
You are such a witch
And this citric acid
Is causing my skin to itch
Hook: I bought this citrus fruit
So you’ll maybe give a hoot
But you don’t give a hoot, no you don’t
And now I am alone
Cuz you gave me the boot
And I just don’t understand
Cuz…
Chorus: I made some Limeade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Even made it homemade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It has a crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I will soon serenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
Wouldn’t slave through all this work
If I knew you would be a jerk
Yes, I’m in love with you, baby
But can you say the same!
Bridge: If I made you a lasagna
Ooh! You would say it was dry and burnt
You said you loved me, you’re a liar
Cuz you never, ever, ever, did baby
Chorus: Now darling I won’t make some limaeade for ya! (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I won’t make it homemade for ya(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And no more crushed ice cascade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I won’t soon serenade for ya(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh!
I would eat a million flies
Have that limeade poured in my eyes
Before I would be with you baby
Even if I was paid
Outro: No, not if I was paid
Wait, how much will you pay?
Ooh, guess that I’m your new maid
(She asks him to make her some limeade)
Oh, no, no…
June 21, 2011 Please rate and COMMENT :)!
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I like the concept, as well as the creative twists (with a lemon...) inside the lyrics. Good job.
Hahaha, like this one a lot! Now I want Bruno Mars to sing it, looking all angsty and dragging a giant juicer down the street on the end of a rope. 555!
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