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Song Parodies -> "Serial Bomber, Part 3"

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Bruno Mars

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"Serial Bomber, Part 3"

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The Lyrics

"Serial Bomber, Part 3" is a March 4th, 2011 song on Every Ape and His Brother's album The Chicken of the Opera. It is a lyrical parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars. The serial bomber from the first two songs is now dead. But—horror of horrors!—his legacy lives on! It turns out that he had an apprentice; and now it is the apprentice's turn to wreak havoc! One girl, after running around on her husband, decided to run away with her new lover. To secure her escape, she poisoned and killed her husband. But little did the vile black widow realize that the Serial Bomber's apprentice was watching! Soon, she finds herself targeted by a relentless stalker with an ungodly arsenal—aimed directly at her! This song is the third and final chapter to the Serial Bomber song trilogy. Disclaimer: I do not endorse anyone who actually behaves the way the character in this song does. The humor is in picturing what would happen if the original artist performed his song with these lyrics. This song should never be construed as approval of the actions it contains regarding vigilantism, psycho-stalking, nor detonation of explosives.
1. That poor bum! / Way to go! /A black widow went /
And she really / came along and / did him in this time! /

He should've known / she was evil / from the first glance! /

She / took all of his money! / She drowned his puppy! /

(She!) /

Fed / him cyanide / then she / tossed him in the trash! /
And then / made off with his cash / she did! /

And then burned down his house! / That slimy little louse! /
But / what she / can't understand is.../


I'll lob a grenade at her! /
I'll take an oversized spade to her! /
I'll make a missile that sings to her! /
And then / I'd do anything to her! /

Oh, / I'll go / put her / through / lots of pain! /
Then plant a / time bomb right near / her brain! /
And by the way, / that's not maybe! /
She drives me that insane! /

(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

2. That is / what I'll do! / First I'll have some fun! /
Ain't no / jurisdiction / where she / ever / will be safe again! /

Sad woman, / Dead woman! / That's what she'll soon be; /
Strap her / to a rocket / send her / straight into / orbit!

Threw / herself / a birthday; / and / I heard it was a blast! /
Soon / a thing / of the past / she will be!

Her two-timing / best friend / already met / the end 'cause... /
What they / can't understand is.../

(Second Chorus)

I'll lob a grenade at her! /
Take an oversized spade to her! /
I'd even / drop a big crane / on her! /
And then / I'd do anything / to her! /

Oh, / I'd put / her through / all this pain! /
Watch her / life ebb / down the drain! /

And no I / do not mean / maybe! /
She drives me / that insane! /


Set her / Cadillac / on fire! /
Ooh, / I send nails / all o'er the place! /

If any other girl / is like her! /
Then I / never, / ever, / ever will, / relent! /

(Final Chorus)

And then / I would still / lob a grenade at her! /
Take an / oversized spade / to her! /
Run some / razor shape jade / through her! /
And do / almost anything / to her! /

Oh, / I'll put cheaters / through some pain! /
Side-swipe them / into the / wrong lane! /
Yes / I would kill / all night and day! /
They drive me / that insane! /


Yeah, / they drive me / insane! /
So I'm not / very tame! /
Ooh, / they drive me / that insane! /
Yeah yeah / yeah yeah! /

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Andria - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Uuugh... all those forward slashes make my eyes hurt. Next time, PLEASE leave them out.
BulldozerBegins - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
The slashes are there to indicate rhythm. Bruno's rhythms are that taxing to match.

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