A dim no-necker mowed the lawn
Fattened fanny dragged along, oh
Like a bantam battered and drawn

A wide ass, laden crockery
Tracked by a satellite they see
Unfit like a pendulous prawn
Saturated fluids glom and flow

Ham and a flounder gush his sacktop
Is it seeping?

Dumb Melvin overbaking me
Tin pan and beer and making me
With a bong involved and outdrawn

A futile fall, a boast, a "wow"
A feudal call to roast a cow
Till a booted rump and a song
"Procreate like druids, 'pon me blow"

Salmon unfoundered rush his racktop
Are you creeping, for to spawn?

Mud nesters boil in oil and
Shrikes will shriek of pilfered prunes
Buried by moose and dog
Unkept, are salmonella spoons
The chaffed unguarded old wang brine

A gaseous glaze, a pyre roast
A bulbous ogre bride for him past hosting
Vile aborted screw, or die

Awoke in beef, a hard-on bye
Begone beneath a croak and dander muff am I

Soup's on, mmm-mmm-mmm
Abort this bridal wave
Coming out, pardoned groin
My tongue from boff and schwing I save
I slurp the curds
Banana sling
A chicken chong

A chicken chong
Finger lickin' in the wabe
The chongy toves
And the chicken raths outgrabe

(Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick
A chick in the batter in the pan
Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick
A chick isn't fatter than a man
That's why the chick's in the batter in the pan)

A chicken chong
Finger lickin' in the wabe
The chongy toves
And the chicken raths outgrabe

A chong...