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Song Parodies -> "Presents Up"
Original Song Title:
"Bottoms Up"
Original Performer:
Brantley Gilbert
Parody Song Title:
"Presents Up"
Parody Written by:
theshatteredaurora
The Lyrics
Jingle bells, Batman smells at back movies on "My Fellow Americans" Robin laid an egg, the Bat-mobile lost it's outrun the killed it, wouldn't it really jealous at Gay Pride to get down.
I see you and me presents like Russell Kramer and Matt Douglas
William Haney killed 29, burning down 129, yeah
Holidays for the law, while damn 'round the Christmas tree
She's greetings as shotgun like it ain't no interrupted
Turn the cheerleader up so the handle make it surprise, right
Dixon, Donner and Blitzen into the party like "Santa's pissed"
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Five severed heads in a box, four bitches on his cock, get up
Broken candy canes on ya truck
First in line and fill ya cup up
These lucky at your back
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
Damn girl, all about going a redneck
Never thought a holiday season would make you move like that, yeah
And she's tripping it in felt into season, girl
Christmas should be tapping on a Santa's wrapped
"Hey sleigh ride, season's greetings out"
And that's how girl do it in the holiday season, yeah
Santa back to the slut house "can I having you?"
Yeah
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Three beds of nails, two bullets and one gun, get up
Better watch out on ya truck
Batman and Robin and fill ya cup up
These Joker give me rip
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
Kill 'em up
Kill 'em up
(Hey y'all everything ya sing-along get it up in the useless me there
Presents up)
Let's give a toy to waste my breath
All y’all get your call my name
Let it snow outside alright
Christmas time
Cause
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Serial killing in a box, brutal on his getaway, get up
Broken candy canes on ya truck
First in line and fill ya cup up
Teddy bears don't look back
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Bumblebee don't me gifts, Jesus and his decorations, this year
Better watch out on ya truck
Redneck and fill ya cup up
Sleigh ride give me motherfucker
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
William Haney killed 29, burning down 129, yeah
Holidays for the law, while damn 'round the Christmas tree
She's greetings as shotgun like it ain't no interrupted
Turn the cheerleader up so the handle make it surprise, right
Dixon, Donner and Blitzen into the party like "Santa's pissed"
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Five severed heads in a box, four bitches on his cock, get up
Broken candy canes on ya truck
First in line and fill ya cup up
These lucky at your back
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
Damn girl, all about going a redneck
Never thought a holiday season would make you move like that, yeah
And she's tripping it in felt into season, girl
Christmas should be tapping on a Santa's wrapped
"Hey sleigh ride, season's greetings out"
And that's how girl do it in the holiday season, yeah
Santa back to the slut house "can I having you?"
Yeah
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Three beds of nails, two bullets and one gun, get up
Better watch out on ya truck
Batman and Robin and fill ya cup up
These Joker give me rip
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
Kill 'em up
Kill 'em up
(Hey y'all everything ya sing-along get it up in the useless me there
Presents up)
Let's give a toy to waste my breath
All y’all get your call my name
Let it snow outside alright
Christmas time
Cause
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Serial killing in a box, brutal on his getaway, get up
Broken candy canes on ya truck
First in line and fill ya cup up
Teddy bears don't look back
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
These are my presents up, up
The milk is sour and cookies y'all sucked in
Bumblebee don't me gifts, Jesus and his decorations, this year
Better watch out on ya truck
Redneck and fill ya cup up
Sleigh ride give me motherfucker
Presents get my mama looking at ya like that
Make ya wanna sleigh at the cheer "girl, let's ride?"
Yeah, these are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
These are my presents up up up
Kill 'em up
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