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Song Parodies -> "Jell-O"

Original Song Title:

"Shallow"

Original Performer:

Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Jell-O"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

(Man's voice)
Jell me somethin' quick--
Put some ice cubes in a bowl, nice trick!
Box or two, three, four?
Is your stomach worth upchuckin' for?

Lime's so green!
And mixed with Lemon it's something else--
Orange
Looks strange!
But they're all citrus, so suit yourself!

(Woman's voice)
Jell me something weird--
Banana, Apricot and Cherry, here
Or do you need more?
Don't splash the Watermelon on my floor!

Pot's boiling--
There's still a Raspberry and Peach on shelf--
Throw them
In, too,
In twenty minutes it's all well gelled!

Fine time for eatin',
Glop is all shinin',
Purple and green and brown!

Grab it and grasp it,
Squish it and smash it,
We're scarfin' the Jell-O now!

Into Je-hell, Je-hell-O!
Into Jell-O, Jell-le-le-lell-O!
Into Je-hell, Je-hell-O!
We're scarfin' the Jell-O now!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Whooooooah!

Both of us screamin'!
Globules are flyin'!
Stuffin' my face, full jowls!

Overconsumption
Triggered a function!
We're barfin' up Jell-O now!

In the Je-hell, Je-hell-O!
In the Jell-O, Jell-le-le-lell-O!
In the Je-hell, Je-hell-O!
We're barfin' up Jell-O now!

┬ęBob "Made Me Gag-Ga" Gomez 2019

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Agrimorfee - March 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Not too deep (;)) but funny nonetheless. Sorta what Weird Al would have done had he still been writing food parodies. :)

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