I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)
I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)

Yeah
There is one thing I‘d really like to know
Why would God curse us with this giant no-no?
After all these weeks and these months and the waiting
It comes down to the Pies and the Saints
After all the hype and fucking madness
Either way it goes down to fucking sadness
And we’ve put up with a week of this bullshit
It was a tie, so we ain’t heard the end of it
Man, this is getting pretty old
Watching as the worst Grand Final ever unfolds
On Saturday I better make some other plans
I wish the Pies hadn’t kicked out the Geelong Cats
So now I’m gonna get driven insane
I really don’t care which team gets slain
October 2 I won’t be there
And I won’t watch the game ‘coz I don’t really care

I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)
I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)

This has got to be the worst game
To put up with these two is a shame
I didn’t really care who made it
But now through this I must sit
If only we still had the Cats in
And the Dogs had Akermanis
If only Collingwood supporters weren’t bogans
And Saints supporters weren’t stoners
If only the Cats weren’t stopped in the qualifier
By the umpire that should be fucking fired
The winner can’t be St. Kilda
They only win when England win the soccer
So what did we do to have deserved this?
And how are we meant to put up with this shit?
And now as you’ve heard me say
I think I’m gonna get driven insane

I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)
I’m being driven insane
By the Magpies
And St. Kilda
Why’d they both have to make the Grand Final (Grand Final, Grand Final)