Song Parodies -> "Can't Get In The Club"

Original Song Title:

"Just Can't Get Enough"

Original Performer:

"Can't Get In The Club"

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The Lyrics

a young man has trouble getting into a night club, but Karma always comes back to bite people.

[Girlfriend]
Chorus: Boy I think about it ev’ry night and day
Like to party and I cannot give it up
If only we could have it any other way
Babe I love you, but you can’t get in the club

[Boyfriend]
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club

Verse 1: Take her to the club and now we waitin’
I took her there on the first date man
Just standing, baby girl hatin’
Waiting there, my legs just begin achin’, achin’
Damn, baby girl saying
“I am tired of all of this wanin’!”
All through the night she complainin’

[Girlfriend]
“Baby, baby you know my patience is drainin’!”

[Boyfriend]
This ain’t where I was aimin’
Sittin’ on the curb, and tensions are strainin’
The bouncer walks by and then he’s gazin’
“You can go inside, cuz damn girl you blazin’!”
Oh baby glad it’s our time, I told you we would win
I begin to stand up, and he says, “You can’t go in”
Guess I can’t get in the club

[Girlfriend]
Chorus: Boy I’ll come and get you in a sec or two
I am dancing and I’m having lots of fun
I wish that I could share all of this time with you
But it seems that you just can’t get in the club

[Boyfriend]
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club
I can’t get in the club

Verse 2: Bouncer got me sticking like I’m Velcro
I asked to go in and he said, “Hell no!”
Ran on by like an arrow
But then he grabbed me and I yelled, “Let go, bitch!”
Meantime I wait for clos-ing time
My girl comes out smelling like Corona Limes
Had a great night in the club? What about mine?!
She got me wishin’ for the club, maybe next time
Was it cuz I’m bland, not dressy?
But I am not gross or even messy
This may violate Ferguson v. Plessy
Quarantine me like I’ve got Leprosy
Oh baby just please come out, this guy just keeps me down
He says I can’t go in cuz I look like I’m a clown
So I can’t get in the club

[Girlfriend]
Chorus: Boy I think about and it’s kill-ing me
I’m addicted, want to party ‘til sun-up
I’m wishin’ we could have it any other way
No it’s not fair, but you can’t get in the club

[Boyfriend]
Time for Karma switch-up

Verse 3: Switch-up!
Switch-up!
Now it’s a switch-up!
Pow! I own the club now
I’m, bringin’ the fun out
Wow! You can’t get in now!
I, am your master, bow! (switch-up)
I-I, bought-bought, this-this, club-club
Makin’ me rich, ain’t that a bitch
I am the man-man, that is the sitch
That was the paln from start to fin-ish (switch-up)
Addicted, you can’t get, a dose or, fix
Conflicted, conceded, you missed it (switch-up)
You wish that maybe you’d let me in
You wish you that could do it all over again-again

You can’t get in (switch-up)

July 15, 2011 Please rate and COMMENT :)!

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Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Good twist ending. This happens to me all the time, except for the parts about going to clubs and having a girlfriend.

Abbott Skelding - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment

"Who do you think you are? You're just a doorman with a clipboard!! Doorman! Doorman!! Doorman! Doorman!!" (Oh man, I love Knocked Up haha) Nice work here, I liked the title switch and the story was really funny too!

Mark Scotti - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) great storytelling, I just ca't get enough...of giving you fives!

Agrimorfee - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment

A great idea, but too many head scratching moments. So why was he not let in? I would have ended with a crazy reason revealed. If he was rich enough to buy the club, why couldnt he just tip the bouncer 50 bucks? I dont get the reference to Ferguson vs Plessy. Bouncer got you sticking like velcro to what? What I did like was the "urban" attitude and switching back and forth the male and female lyrics.

bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) This was pretty good, but I agree with Agri with the odd lines here and there. I liked the twist, but was he getting revenge against the girl or the bouncer? That wasn't quite clear. Still, I deem this 555-worthy, it just could've used a bit more work.

D-Mon - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) You do tell some interesting stories with your parodies sometimes. I liked the change at the end. It's good to know the good guy can come out on top for once. Noce job!

Matthias - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Aggy: The doorman never lets in guys. It's a running joke that has been passed on throughout every movie and television show featuring a club. Nobody knows why but the doorman holds the power to your fun and he abuses this power to the utmost respect. Blayde: I loved this one it really goes well with the original song and I thankfully have never been in this situation before because I never go clubbing.

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