Maybe you don't feel too good
6 feet away from where I stood
We'll never really know
Virus we'd never say (awww)
We stay at home 'cause something's wrong
4 some it won't be very long
And 10's a crowd that's bad for us
Please keep away (hahahha)

I do hope that you all feel ok
But I'm not sure if I'll last one more day
None can say when this here quarantine will go away
I just hope that I'll still get paid

What is the reason it came through?
Is it apocalypse to you?
The COVID-19's got me blue
Now do you pray?
You're sporting new looks for your hair
Newscasts now look like a Skype affair
Feeling like a shut-in, GrubHub's 6 minutes away (yay!)
Walking to the grocery store each day
Can't find TP, I think that I'll need a bidet
And I hope that I'll still get paid

Let's count who died
Watch Dr. Fauci give exhortations
Some say that it's all hype
Then hear some miracle cure or some such great vaccination
Keep your distance
Need a Marvel type to save us
But we must stand another day
Find a better way

I just hope that you all feel OK
Please forgive me, I'm so down today
(COUGH!)
No way to know when this calamity will go away
I just hope that I will get paid (3x, suddenly slows down....)

[sound effect of hundreds of electronic air ventilators grinding to a halt...]