-> "Stuck in a lift (with Solange)"
Original Song Title:
"Drunk in Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck in a lift (with Solange)"
The Lyrics
[Intro: Beyoncé]
Solange is drinking, Solange is drinking
She get angry when that liquor get into her
Jay-Z is winking, Jay-Z winking
Why can't he keep his eyes of those ladies?
It's RIhan-na-na
Why can't you keep your eyes of her baby?
RIhan-na-na
[Verse 1: Beyoncé]
Oh shit there's Oprah, shit there's Oprah
Knocked her off that Forbes list, now she'll probably have me killed
She a cobra, she a cobra
That head is massive, massive, massive
Oprah big head, na na
Can't keep my eyes off that fatty
Oprah big head, na na
Drunk Solange, take the lift
[Hook: Beyoncé]
And now my family fighting,
How the hell did this shit happen? Oh baby
Drunk Solange... stuck in this lift
Last thing I remember is Oprah's big head taking over the club
Drunk Solange
[Bridge: Beyoncé]
Stuck in a lift, with So-lange
Fighting all night, So-lange, So-lange
[Verse 2: Beyoncé]
Fighting all night,
Hoping Jay-Z is alright
Throwing punches at his body, swinging her clutch under these lights
Boy, she crazy,
Kicked his balls, crazy bitch
She kicking it, pu-punching it, exorcist, call that reverend
Boy, she crazy, her brain ain't right
Potato packet gangster swipe
Bodyguard, he sweating now, every button he wear it out
Boy, I'm leaving, I'm leaving; Solange shouting til her voice hoarse
But the lift got only halfway then opened at the wrong floor, wrong floor, wrong floor
More swinging from that clutch, swinging, swinging with that clutch
He ducking from it, ducking, ducking from that crazy bitch
Been staying out of it, staying, ignoring all of this bullshit
[Hook: Beyoncé]
My God, they still fighting,
How the hell did this shit happen? Oh baby
Drunk Solange... stuck in this lift
I wish I was back seeing Oprah's big head taking over the club
Drunk Solange
[Bridge: Beyoncé]
Stuck in a lift, with So-lange
Fighting all night, So-lange, So-lange
[Hook: Beyoncé]
I'm pressing every button
How many floors does this place have? Oh baby
Drunk Solange... stuck in this lift
Wish I was Rihanna so I could be grinding up in the club
Not with drunk Solange
[Bridge: Beyoncé]
Stuck in a lift, with So-lange
Fighting all night, So-lange, So-lange
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