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Song Parodies -> "Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boi (Explicit)"

Original Performer:

Bentley Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Myself"

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro

The Lyrics

This is as clean as a parody can get because it's a clean parody of such an explicit song... Then again, my clean version of Beware Me (Explicit) that I came up with was also technically a parody of an explicit song... Sh**...
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself

Wassup, everyone? The name's Richard Forrest
This is a parody of Bad Boi (Explicit) and it's called Myself, yes?
Come on, now!

I ain't the devil, don't think I ever would be
I'd toss you my horns so you could use them to stab me
Think you know me? Wait, I'm in the zone, G
Calm down and I will introduce you to Romaji
Boku wa wasurenai satette moke note doke wa kee kee kee
Holy cow, yo, I'm speaking Japanese
All my buddies over there, bet'cha really wanna hear this
News, well that's fine if your glomping
My brethren all around that keep on stomping
Every thing I have, they try hard to take it all
Too many riches can only help you stand so tall
And I ain't a git, if I'm throwing a fit
If you ain't helping me, it's none of your business, yes?
Oops, yeah I don't mean to be frank
But I'm running at'cha buddies for a word of bloody thanks

Somehow I've got the notion
I've sunken in the ocean
Standard, different standard for the others
They think that I will go play
They think that I'm not gonna act like, gonna act like
Act like myself

I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
Well, all those bullies around
Betcha really wanna just go and front with me, gomenasai
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself

I've said things just to make all of my morals seep
Right into your brain while you're tucked up in your bed asleep
You should've gone judging this book by his cover
Coz I'm not so bloody crazy, I ain't no twisted little mothersucker
I play a prank, no need for you to shank me
You can just thank me coz I'm really classy
Come on buddies I can tell that you're really gonna
Get bent tonight, a'ight, well I don't wanna
Do these things that I bet I never wanna done-na
Like no other, drumroll du-dunna-dunna-dunna
I'm pretty thrifty with these rhymes, yo, with this and that
A new sign that they're mine, well I'm thrilling, yeah?
This is Richie with a tendency to be me
These are my words intended only for this parody
This is my message and I;m finally free
Rated K, 13 down, which is also known as G

Somehow it remains the same
Yet, I'm supposed to meet a standard, different standard for the others
Now it's the time to be strange
Watch out coz I'mma gonna act like, gonna act like
Act like myself

I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
Well, all those bullies around
Betcha really wanna just go and front with me, gomenasai
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself

They tried to make me a singer
That was always bloody mean
But I'm the friendliest mothersucker
That the world has never seen

They tried to make me a singer
That was always bloody mean
But I'm the friendliest mothersucker
That the world has never seen

They tried to make me a singer
That was always bloody mean
But I'm the friendliest mothersucker
That the world has never seen

They tried to make me a singer
That was always bloody mean
But I'm the friendliest mothersucker
That the world has never seen


I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
Well, all those bullies around
Betcha really wanna just go and front with me, oh
I'm sorry buddies, sorry homies
But I'm gonna act like myself, act like myself, act like myself
No comments on bottom this time XD

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BentleyBro - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
For the record, since I didn't put this as a bottom comment, Romaji is Japanese writing, using English characters. It derived from the word Roma, which is Latin for Rome (I took Latin in elementary school, which is how I know that). And as for the Japanese, that means the same thing it means in the original Bad Boi (Explicit). However, Google Translator likes to screw up its translations... Oh, well.

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