Hangover hangover hangover
Family party's over
Bent over bent over
throwing up in the bathroom all over

*Groan* I am so full
Why do my pants have poo?
Hey mine does too we must've ate too much oily food
Too much kids too much kids too much kids
Last night they did not sleep
They farted
We farted
Oh my gosh I wonder what else we did
Relatives took pics
Lots of stuff we missed
It's all out of control
What the??? Did the kids' butts all get kissed???

Smells really bad, kids pooped their pants
Food tastes so good, we ate till we pooped
It looks like a Las Vegas nightclub that's open till 6 AM
Adults all sing Asian songs
Doorbell keeps going "ding-dong"
Their revelry wakes up all the neighbors
who needs their slumber
The party has gone so crazy
So crazy for sure that all of the men spends the whole night drinking and gambling and it's not even a casino

This song is so cool
kids peed in the pool
they also just went poo

Eenie menie miney mae
Kids are doing Harlem Shake
i just ate an extra serving of the special birthday cake

All the men are drinking, the ladies are chatting
Every mind is messed up
Found stuff up my cousin's butt
I love to eat stuff and drink all the soda
OMG you ate too much!
I'm sure that you will soon throw up