Song Parodies -> "Big Bang!"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bang Theory Theme"

Original Performer:

"Big Bang!"

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The Lyrics

This one just seems a little too easy. Original (Full length) Song

Moved into a house between Main Street and Eighth...
My girlfriend dumped me ‘bout a week ago, what happened next was fate!

‘Cause last night, around two
A commotion had woke me, rude!
There were my neighbors Steph and Drew!
They said, “Come on!” (“We’ve got to show you this!”),
We all ran down the street, the biggest house I’ve ever seen!
They said, “Welcome to the Big Bang!” (BANG!)

I walked in, and man, a party’s going on!
It’s like I walked into a porn, a fun time! And there’s babes in bras and thongs.
I signed my name to check-in, and I met with the host, Dave:
“If you’re gay or bi or straight,
We have something to meet your tastes...
Go take a peek inside Room Eight,
I think you’ll like!” (they took their dresses off)
There’s no need for Viagra
When I saw Katy and Sandra
Such commotion at this year’s Big Bang!
It all happened at the Big Bang!

It’s outstanding! Please don’t make me leave this place!
There are nurses, schoolgirls, tons of lingerie
There’s Mary Ann or Ginger, slutty Shakespeare, sexy ninjas!
Or leather studded bikers, no matter your tastes - it’s at the Big Bang!

[fast-paced montage of various adult activities going on]

Ross, Carla and Marcus were having fun in the garden
A guy in scuba gear has condoms here (not catching viruses!)
May be an abnormality, practice your sexuality!
It all happens at the Big Bang!
Thanks to my ex, Bethany - I have seen my Destiny
And I met her at the Big Bang!
I can’t wait ‘til next year’s Big BANG!

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Matthias - November 01, 2016 - Report this comment

"There are nurses, schoolgirls, tons of lingerie There’s Mary Ann or Ginger, slutty Shakespeare, sexy ninjas!" was this an orgy you went to or the Halloween party I was at last night? lol Well done!

Blaydeman - November 17, 2016 - Report this comment

Wow, this was a super difficult song and you crammed a lot in there (no pun intended). Very nice, my man!

Max Power - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment

Now that's a bang.

Agrimorfee - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Sheldon would cringe. This is my favourite of this Artistry Round. Good job!

bobpiecheese - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This was pretty good, but kind of generic, TBH. Maybe with more specific (and weirder) fetishes this could've been really funny, but as is it's only 555 dildos. Could've been 555 ribbed dildos!

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