-> "Big Bang!"
Original Song Title:
"Big Bang Theory Theme"
Parody Song Title:
Moved into a house between Main Street and Eighth...
My girlfriend dumped me ‘bout a week ago, what happened next was fate!
‘Cause last night, around two
A commotion had woke me, rude!
There were my neighbors Steph and Drew!
They said, “Come on!” (“We’ve got to show you this!”),
We all ran down the street, the biggest house I’ve ever seen!
They said, “Welcome to the Big Bang!” (BANG!)
I walked in, and man, a party’s going on!
It’s like I walked into a porn, a fun time! And there’s babes in bras and thongs.
I signed my name to check-in, and I met with the host, Dave:
“If you’re gay or bi or straight,
We have something to meet your tastes...
Go take a peek inside Room Eight,
I think you’ll like!” (they took their dresses off)
There’s no need for Viagra
When I saw Katy and Sandra
Such commotion at this year’s Big Bang!
It all happened at the Big Bang!
It’s outstanding! Please don’t make me leave this place!
There are nurses, schoolgirls, tons of lingerie
There’s Mary Ann or Ginger, slutty Shakespeare, sexy ninjas!
Or leather studded bikers, no matter your tastes - it’s at the Big Bang!
[fast-paced montage of various adult activities going on]
Ross, Carla and Marcus were having fun in the garden
A guy in scuba gear has condoms here (not catching viruses!)
May be an abnormality, practice your sexuality!
It all happens at the Big Bang!
Thanks to my ex, Bethany - I have seen my Destiny
And I met her at the Big Bang!
I can’t wait ‘til next year’s Big BANG!
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