Verse 1: I may not speak my mind so swell
But maybe just praying at an old wishing well
Just might do…
Don’t know what this is gonna bring
Sorcery or surgery
I know I’m not to trust a spell
Oh hell!

Chorus: Everything that comes to me
That’s the words I’m gonna speak
Not now, please don’t say that out loud?
Damn, look at your underwear!
If you’re asked to share got none to spare
I’ll ask if you’re hung-er-y
Though just want you under me
Oh wow! Did I say that out loud?!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!

Verse 2: I told my boss his daughter’s hot
So I’m proposing that we wed
And we’ll migrate out to wherever he’s not
Don’t know what’s got control of me!
Honesty or oddity
This whole floor reeks of cheap pot
It’s my fault!

Chorus: Yes I think your bride is fat
How’d she even fit in that?!
Fat Cow! No I said that out loud!
Please promise you will be calm
When I drop the bomb, I boinked your mom!
Anything that’s true to me
Adds another bruise to me
Oh ow! Thought vegans don’t eat cow!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
Had to say that out loud!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!

Bridge: When your plate’s full
Steal your egg rolls
Munch, munch, chow
Crap I said that out loud
My girl kissed me
Needs some List’rine
Then I tried to tell her ‘bout it
Don’t think she was list’ning
Don’t speak, don’t speak
“Hey a man once kissed me!”
Now you have authority
Darn that well, I’m screwed
Once it’s felt it’s spewed

Chorus: Try to stop it chemic’ly
“I know who shot Kennedy!”
It’s out, why’d I say that out loud?!
Tape my mouth and lock the door
Cuz we’ll all be morgued if I say more
I’m a secret’s enemy
“Jane’s hiding a pregnancy!”
Wait now, did I say that out loud?
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
Glad I said that out loud!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!
O-o-oh, o-oh no-o-o!

It feels so good to let things out, out loud…