-> "Needs Some Salt"
Original Song Title:
"Not Your Fault"
Parody Song Title:
"Needs Some Salt"
The Lyrics
It was baked with some grains
and tomatoes
A little beef, little cheese,
and potatoes.
It’s a stew,
or a soup, or a stoop-thing.
But I’d still love to know
just what you think.
This meal took me
four whole hours
Be direct and
let me know...
Baby, did you think it was great?!?
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
No?!?
‘Cause baby you should finish your plate!
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
No?!?
So what from one to ten would you rate?!?
You’re sure, no salt?!?
You don’t want salt?!?
No?!?
You’re silence makes me think that you hate!!!
It needed salt!!!
It’s all your fault,
Yeah!!!
Oh, I thought that you would care.
But you act like you don’t know.
I'm a fight with you now
and be vicious
When we’re done, have some fun
doing dishes.
It is clear to me now
You don’t like it.
I can see in your head like
I was psychic.
One more chance now
Just be honest
This meal, good, bad?
let me know…
Baby, now a lot is at steak
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
NO?!?
Now I will have a cow that was baked,
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
NO?!?
So How Now can you make this mistake
If you want salt!!!
There’ll be assault!!!
YEAH!!!
And baby I will give you a break
And I won’t halt!!!
You don’t want salt?!?
HUH?!?
Oh, I get just what you mean
And I think you’re really mean
Salt, salt
Shakey, shakey
Salt, salt
Shakey, shakey
Salt, salt
Shakey, shakey
Salt, salt
Shakey, shakey
Shakey, shakey
Shakey, shakey
Oh, you must think it’s not fair.
Take it with a grain…
Oh, now go sit over there.
And just think how it’s your fault.
ault… ault… ault…
Baby, we just made it a song
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
NO?!?
And I may punch you right in the schlong
Does it need salt?!?
Does it need salt?!?
NO?!?
Now I can tell this feeling is strong
This meal needs SALT!!!
It’s bad, needs SALT!!!
YEAH!!!
‘Cause baby, you’re opinion is wrong
It needs NO SALT!!!
It needs NO SALT!!!
NO!!!
Oh, it's perfect as it is.
And I hope that now you know.
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