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Song Parodies -> "Sale (about Sales this time)"

Original Song Title:

"Sail"

Original Performer:

Awolnation

Parody Song Title:

"Sale (about Sales this time)"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

My 2nd go with this song. Special deals on all we offer. You need it, whatever it is.
Sale!

This, good people, is your day!
So leave your fears and come this way!
‘Cause this stuff makes it all OK, baby!

There is something wrong with you!
We can help so you’re not screwed!
Don’t thank us, it’s what we do, baby!

Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!

We assist with your bad health!
We accept your sad, fat self!
Buy right now and let us help, baby!

Friendless, sleepless, losing hair!
Pointed out because we care!
Please, don’t thank us, just sign right there, baby!

Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!

Cha cha-cha cha-cha
Cha cha-cha cha-cha-ching!

Cha cha-cha cha-cha
Cha cha-cha cha-cha-ching!
Cha cha-cha cha-cha
Cha cha-cha cha...

Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!
Sale!

Sale for you, you ugly freaks
Sale!
Sale for you, you helpless geeks
Sale!
Sale for you, your body reeks
Sale!
Sale for you, Sale for you
Sale!

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Ashellnation - January 29, 2023 - Report this comment
I better get a one year waranty with a money-back guarantee

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