Eating raisins and chips and other kinds of junk
Protein shakes never work, don't believe in that bunk
Drank a bit of liquor, though I rarely get drunk
Singing here's to never filling out

Eat up all my snacks
Hope for some weight gain
For some dumb reason
I don't think I'll ever change

Keep on eating slop
Just past 130 pounds
Eat never stops
At five foot ten and some change

Say, oh just say whatever, stay
If we stay forever, frail
Some may say our genes have luck

Eating lemonheads, snickers and candy and junk
Skip the high cal food bars as that's nothing but bunk
I drink a beer or several, but I seldom get drunk
Singing here's to never filling out

I'll be eating too much, hoping I'll get fat
I'm like yeah whatever, what's the chances of that?
At the end of the day, I'll accept myself
Singing here's to never filling out

Oh woah oh woah here's to never filling out
Oh woah oh woah here's to never filling out

We eat like horses
More than three courses
This is how we are,
I don't think we'll ever gain

They say just gain weight but they don't know us
We don't skip a meal yet we're never gonna change

Say, or just say whatever, stay
If we stay forever lank
They can say we look quite young

Singing "Fat" by Weird Al at the top of our lungs
With the microwave humming as it's cooking some junk
I got no beer belly though I drink enough to get drunk
Singing here's to never filling out


I'll be eating too much, hoping I'll get fat
My wife says "Whatever, what's the chances of that?"
At the end of the day, I'll accept myself
Singing here's to never filling out

Oh woah oh woah here's to never filling out
Oh woah oh woah here's to never filling out

Say, won't you stay forever sway
When the wind blows we will sway
We will stay forever thin

Singing Weird Al's "Eat It" at the top of our lungs
I should have gained some weight, as I often eat junk
But my attempts have failed, so I feel like a punk
Singing here's to never filling out

We'll be running down the street, but we've got no butt
I'm like yeah whatever, at least I've no beer gut
At the end of the day, why's my weight still not up?

Singing here's to never filling out
Oh woah oh woah here's to never filling out

Oh woah oh woah (raise your cholesterol and say)
Here's to never filling out