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Song Parodies -> "That's Not Funny To Me"
Original Song Title:
"Put Your Money On Me"
Original Performer:
Arcade Fire
Parody Song Title:
"That's Not Funny To Me"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
I was considering doing a diss track on Katie Hill, but I wanted to avoid political figures for awhile. I was even thinking about using "Violet Hill" "Fool on the Hill" or "Running Up The Hill". Anyways, I thought it would be more useful to talk about one of the many problems with cancel culture that is becoming more prevalent here. Will knock-knock jokes now become offensive? Why not.
(Intro)
That’s not funny to me
‘Cause I read the study
That’s not funny to me
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Verse 1)
It’s a little late, joining late night
A bisexual minority
Check all of those boxes
Making sure you’re woke
The audience are crickets who can’t, take a joke
It’s cancel culture time, and here comes the hate
That she is popular as the film Dark Fate^
When it’s a little late, joining late night
Better, if you’re out of sight
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Verse 2)
The waters look muddy, going through study
Doctor Greengross, he won’t be your buddy*
The best source of humor
When you have a dick
And women can’t even save face if they use slapstick
Self-humor and sex don’t evaluate
Still necessary if you want to get a mate
An average result so don’t try to berate
Did not even mention if, you are gay or straight
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Post-Chorus 1)
Saying that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
(Bridge)
(If that’s not funny to me)
(‘Cause I read the study)
(So that’s not funny to me)
When too much politics getting involved in comedy
There will be no safe space left~
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Post-Chorus 2)
Saying that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
If that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
(Outro)
(If that’s not funny to me)
(You’re not funny to me)
That’s not funny to me
‘Cause I read the study
That’s not funny to me
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Verse 1)
It’s a little late, joining late night
A bisexual minority
Check all of those boxes
Making sure you’re woke
The audience are crickets who can’t, take a joke
It’s cancel culture time, and here comes the hate
That she is popular as the film Dark Fate^
When it’s a little late, joining late night
Better, if you’re out of sight
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Verse 2)
The waters look muddy, going through study
Doctor Greengross, he won’t be your buddy*
The best source of humor
When you have a dick
And women can’t even save face if they use slapstick
Self-humor and sex don’t evaluate
Still necessary if you want to get a mate
An average result so don’t try to berate
Did not even mention if, you are gay or straight
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Post-Chorus 1)
Saying that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
(Bridge)
(If that’s not funny to me)
(‘Cause I read the study)
(So that’s not funny to me)
When too much politics getting involved in comedy
There will be no safe space left~
Saying
(Chorus)
That’s not funny to me
When I watch Lilly Singh, it drives me to flee
You’re not funny to me
Hearing all that canned laughter, and talking so sleazy
That’s not funny to me
Standing dressed in red, it’s cringe and widespread
She’s worse than Samantha Bee
While hearing all that canned laughter
(Post-Chorus 2)
Saying that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
If that’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
It’s almost like Arthur Fleck
That’s not funny to
You’re not funny to me
That’s not funny to
But don’t become Joker
(Outro)
(If that’s not funny to me)
(You’re not funny to me)
^ = This implies that Terminator Dark Fate was such a trash film b/c of breaking lore. James Cameron focus on Avatar 2, not this franchise. * = https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/humor-sapiens/201910/are-men-really-funnier-women ~ = This happens to be a plug for a documentary coming out called "No Safe Spaces." I would recommend seeing this movie when released b/c it essentially tells how comedy is dying in the current year.
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