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Song Parodies -> "'Cott (They were Wrong)"
Original Song Title:
"Cups (When I'm Gone)"
Original Performer:
Anna Kendrick
Parody Song Title:
"'Cott (They were Wrong)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Gay boycott of Russian vodka out of protest of Putin's homophobic laws runs into a stumbling block as it is discovered that Stoli is actually a Latvian product!!! Oops... Gay bars from SF-NY are scrambling to apologize and get that drink back.
A ban on Stoli by Gays seemed to be sound
Pouring bottles of vodka down the drain
But now they found out something embarrassing:
It’s Latvian, not Russian to their dismay!
[Chorus 1]
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Putin’s homophobia’s not fair
But Stoli vodka‘s not made there, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Putin’s homophobia’s not fair
But Stoli vodka‘s not made there, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Stolichnaya in the Baltic was found
For Gays in the US this was news
Anger was mountin‘, dumpin‘ fever, Russian origin had its believers
But now Gay bars in NY all approve!!!
[Chorus 2]
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
At homophobia they do balk
And Russian vodka they boycott, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Pouring bottles of vodka down the drain
But now they found out something embarrassing:
It’s Latvian, not Russian to their dismay!
[Chorus 1]
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Putin’s homophobia’s not fair
But Stoli vodka‘s not made there, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Putin’s homophobia’s not fair
But Stoli vodka‘s not made there, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
Stolichnaya in the Baltic was found
For Gays in the US this was news
Anger was mountin‘, dumpin‘ fever, Russian origin had its believers
But now Gay bars in NY all approve!!!
[Chorus 2]
They were wrong
They were wrong
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
At homophobia they do balk
And Russian vodka they boycott, oh
Stoli is made in Riga, they were wrong
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