You say you’re leaving for work out of town
Say you’ll be back in seven days
And I say, “What’s best for your company…”
So the house is all mine now, outta my way!

When you’re gone
When you’re gone
I’ll have so much fun when you’re gone
I’m gonna run and scream and swear
I’m gonna lounge in underwear, oh
I’ll have so much fun when you’re gone

When you’re gone
When you’re gone
Not gonna miss you while you’re gone
Play all day on my XBox
Give all my Facebook friends a stalk, oh
I’ll have so much fun when you’re gone

I’ll blare my music extra super loud
And I’ll watch what I want on the tube
No more Oprah, no more Ellen
No more helping clean the kitchen
‘Cause I’ll do just whatever I want to!

When you’re gone
When you’re gone
I’ll have so much fun while you’re gone
Go around town, screech like a hawk
I will lit’rally bounce off walls, oh
I’ll have so much fun when you’re gone

When you’re gone
When you’re gone
You’re stuck at work while I have fun!
I’m gonna shave off all my hair
Then I’ll go streaking everywhere, oh
I’m not gonna miss you while you’re gone

When you’re gone
When you’re gone
Maybe I’ll learn that dumb “Cups” song…
I’m having much fun while you work,
That doesn’t make me a big jerk, no
‘Cause you have your fun when I’m gone