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Song Parodies -> "Sales Gone Wild (this Black Friday)"
Original Song Title:
"Girls Gone Wild"
Original Performer:
Adrenaline Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Sales Gone Wild (this Black Friday)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is a bonus song for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge. It's about Black Friday, but I came up with it when I should have been pondering a parody for April Fool's. It's kinda amazing how much craziness those two common law holidays have in common when you start thinking about it. Some people will buy anything!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Sales gone wild!
Sales gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!
Drawing close to advent
Black Friday's a godsend
All the shoppers coming out
Get with the tradition
Crazy acquisitions
Garden gnomes from sauerkraut
We've got hops, and 'roos
The prices are way down!
Get here! Right now!
For hustling to the wire
Sales gone wild!
Sales gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!
Snapping in the check-out
Rioters are decked out
Trainee girls are on the ground
Wrestlemania action
Social putrefaction
Cops are brought in, bringing hounds
We've got biers, and plows
For what you need dug down
Jason Voorhees'
Been trampled to the ground!
Sales ARE wild!
In ALL aisles!
What anybody wants
Anybody takes
And they're getting off a good price
Crowd is riled
But inspired
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
The sales gone wild!
The sales ARE wild!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(And here's the Black Friday string ripping part)
Sales gone wild!
Complaints filed!
The staffers cry
Sales gone wild!
Sense' exiled!
Yeah, we've seen men cry
Booty's piled!
The sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Line! Line! Line! Line!
The Devil smiles
The bods are piled
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
IF they get to get out ALIVE!
Sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Buy! Buy! Buy!
Sales gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!
Drawing close to advent
Black Friday's a godsend
All the shoppers coming out
Get with the tradition
Crazy acquisitions
Garden gnomes from sauerkraut
We've got hops, and 'roos
The prices are way down!
Get here! Right now!
For hustling to the wire
Sales gone wild!
Sales gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!
Snapping in the check-out
Rioters are decked out
Trainee girls are on the ground
Wrestlemania action
Social putrefaction
Cops are brought in, bringing hounds
We've got biers, and plows
For what you need dug down
Jason Voorhees'
Been trampled to the ground!
Sales ARE wild!
In ALL aisles!
What anybody wants
Anybody takes
And they're getting off a good price
Crowd is riled
But inspired
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
The sales gone wild!
The sales ARE wild!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(And here's the Black Friday string ripping part)
Sales gone wild!
Complaints filed!
The staffers cry
Sales gone wild!
Sense' exiled!
Yeah, we've seen men cry
Booty's piled!
The sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Line! Line! Line! Line!
The Devil smiles
The bods are piled
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
IF they get to get out ALIVE!
Sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Buy! Buy! Buy!
© Peter Andersson. (I contemplated saving this parody for later, like the actual Black Friday, but then you my friends here at Amiright wouldn't get to make fun of me in the comments yet again for how often I write holiday songs and post them out of season - if pacing the calendar was a category I'd be Halloween horrible at it).
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As a salesman I can appreciate the humor in this one. The high intensity of the original song really helps amp this one up too. I can see this used as an advert come Black Friday
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