There's a fire started in the park,
catching the tramp alight and making his poor dog bark.
Finally all the firemen appear
use there hose to put him out and water down his beer

see them take him into the ambulance
That poor dam doggy didn’t really stand a chance.

There's a fire started in the park,
catching the tramp alight and making his poor dog bark.

The charcoal poochie reminds us this mutt.
Would still be barking if the tramp had thrown the ball
the charcoal poochie, reminds us this mutt.
I can't help feeling
he should have thrown the ball
let go of the lead
the tennis ball inside your hand
now your dog is
Chargrilled meat

Fridays quiz night and we are looking fools
name all the 4 beetles that came from Liverpool,
get this one right and then mate we have won
the name escapes me it’s on the tip of my tongue

I think I’ve got it, no I’ve forgot it
Joseph mark Steven peter Manuel or Saul
I think I’ve got it, no I’ve forgot it
Jerome john martin
John ringo George and Paul


Abbey road was sweet
say I will never understand
why McCartney had bear feat


ringo George and Paul
McCartney don’t eat meat
this song is nearly at an end
I can’t leave it
needs completing

soon I’ll eat till I can’t eat no more
mountains of food it waits for me next door
As I did enter swear there’s something wrong
the table is all laid out but all the food is gone

Adele has ate it all
Adele has ate it all
Adele has ate it all
vegetarian quiche
strawberry tart and home cooked ham
And a plate full of corned beef

Adele has ate it all
vegetarian quiche
strawberry tart and home cooked ham

And a plate full
a plate full
A plate full
and a plate of corned beef