Song Parodies -> "Dodgeball"

Original Song Title:

"Skyfall"

Original Performer:

"Dodgeball"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When we were kids, dodgeball seemed like war. It was violent chaos where the strong destroyed the weak. If you were "the weak", you were lucky to make it out of gym class alive on Dodgeball Day. The day "the weak" become "the strong" is a beautiful day in dodgeball, or horrifying depending on which side you're on. (Personally, I loved dodgeball, but it was like war. And I got hurt a many a times.) Keep in mind this is meant to be read OVER-DRAMATICALLY. It adds to the comedy, trust me.

Verse 1: This is the end
Say your prayers and head to gym
Go in boys, leave as men
Know I’ll get hurt again
For this is the end
I’ve fought and failed to contend
So hideous, I’ve lost friends
We all hate this whole trend

Chorus: Today’s dodgeball
Feel the rumble
We will soon all face the ball together
We must dodge balls
But we’ll stumble
Back to the wall
We will fall together
In dodgeball…
Dodge dodgeballs

Verse 2: The wall is where we start
A thousand spheres of red on court
Where heads are beaned for gruesome sport
My team’s losing numbers, I alone remain
Now for cover I will dart!

Chorus: Avoid dodgeballs
They’re just trouble
If I stand tall, I’ll need to call a doctor
Catch that dodgeball!
But I fumbled
We lost the brawl, I failed us all, we’re losers
At dodgeball

Bridge: Suck at dodgeball
Watch me crumble
I can’t dodge balls…
Painful dodgeballs
Make me crumble
To the gym floor…

Verse 3: When I age I grow
What you see is me
I’ve grown to measure 6’3”
And gained masculinity
In my bulging arms
From the boy you harmed
Put your hand to that wall
Let’s play ball!

Chorus: Let’s play dodgeball
Don’t be humble
When I was small, crushed us all to pieces
Now that I’m tall
You just mumble
Cuz now dodgeball, isn’t all that easy
That’s dodgeball

Outro: Let’s play dodgeball
I’ll watch you fall!
My dodgeball!
Ooooooooooo…..

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Max Power - November 12, 2013 - Report this comment

I remember when I was in 3rd grade, guess what we called dodge ball? "Prisoner Base".

Abbott Skelding - November 13, 2013 - Report this comment

Excellent job! I can totally see a video of this with a bunch of slow motion dodgeball shots to the face. I also like the image of a 6'3" fourth grader haha. Nice work!

Matthias - November 16, 2013 - Report this comment

I've always loved dodgeball (Of course I was a big kid that nobody messed with because they knew that I would be on the frontlines). Reminds me of that awesome comedy movie Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn and also Calvin and Hobbes comics.

Agrimorfee - November 17, 2013 - Report this comment

My school P.E. class called it "Bombardment" for some reason. I enjoyed playing even though I sucked. Some bittersweet memories, if not outright laughs, in this parody.

bobpiecheese - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) My school always played dodgeball with foam balls, so it was never painful...and they were usually white, but who cares. Fantastic parody of a fantastic song, 555 balls to the face!

Exabyter - September 01, 2019 - Report this comment

I think Adele would enjoy this. I really do.

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