Adele parody – Speak after the beep

Go on buy it, stick it in your cart
Hearing the sales pitch and it really has made it's mark
Finally, you can leave a message here
Even though I am out, it'll sound just like I'm there
It will retrieve the messages left by you.
Don't understand all the things it can do.
I was really unsure at the start
Got a new gadget and its bringing me at the dark.

The tales of your trip, stored here for us
They keep me thinking that you must be having a ball
The tales of your trip, they make me jealous
I can't help thinking
I could have missed your call
Speak after the beep
I could never tell when you'd land
But you saved it
To the beep

Lately, I've had to put everyone on hold.
But I've got something new and I'm gonna make sure I learn.
It might be slow but I think that I'll get there
I can't find my manual, I hope I have a spare.

The tales of your trip, stored here for us
They keep me thinking that you must be having a ball
The tales of your trip, they make me jealous
I can't help thinking

I could have missed your call
Speak after the beep
I could never tell when you'd land
But you saved it
To the beep

I could have missed your call
Speak after the beep
I could never tell when you'd land
But you saved it
To the beep

I have been through every single drawer
Checked my messages to find that I have four
Can I borrow one or just put one on hold?
And pay you back in time
How much do I owe?

I'll never miss a call
I'll never miss a call
At all
At all
At all

I could have missed your call
Speak after the beep
I could never tell when you'd land
But you saved it
To the beep

I could have missed your call
Speak after the beep
I could never tell when you'd land
But you saved it, you saved it, you saved it, you saved it
To the beep