I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)

If eating McDonalds burgers is your freakin' problem
Take your burgers to your crib or maybe I might rob them
Lettuce, cheese, sesame seed bun (uh)
Takin' all your fries bitch give em to me now (uh)
Make that a large, with a number eight or a nine
Oh, and I would also like, what the ice cream machine’s down? huah
I’m the Hamburglar, I get mine free
Never had another burger taste like these
All these other burgers wanna be like these
Put these *bites*(Yumms) to my dome make me look like Grimace
'Cause I'm the burglar, the Hamburglar, like how’d he get here?
Grabbing burgers and beatin' snitches
She ordering burgers, I took them bitches
I took their burgers, they getting bent up for the Manager
She asked for a receipt, They didn’t have it
They say the hamburglar must have a burger fetish
But at least the burglar burger rich
I be stealin’ burgers cause I be freakin' bored
They left the apple pie out and gave her the wrong freakin' toy? Beast!

I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
If eating McDonalds burgers is your freakin' problem
Take your burgers to your crib or maybe I might rob them
Ooh, I know you love it when the ice cream machine is on
Make you think about all of the burgers you've been eating on
Make me think about all of the wrappers I've been stealing from
Got a feeling that's a subway sandwich that he’s eatin on, oh word?
You don’t eat MacDonalds? What you smokin' on?

I’m gonna put a hit out on that Officer freakin’ Big Mac
Ain't a freakin’ joke at all 'less you brought a weapon along
Then ju' (okay, I got it) we just put the drop down on his sesame seed bun
we’ll make him stare up at the stars and pull the trigger on
All that shit I’m talkin' 'bout is not up for discussion
I don’t pay for any of my burgers, I don't suffer repercussions
If they comin' for this burglar I don't know, I just rubble with it
If you comin' for my head, Officer Big Mac, get to bustin'
Yes Officer Big Mac, I don't really say this often
But this quick trick burglar ain't for the long takin', I Rubble!

I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
If eating McDonalds burgers is your freakin' problem
Take your burgers to your crib or maybe I might rob them

Uh, yeah, (rubble rubble) this the finale
My burger takin’ turn into a burger spree
Say she's from the hood but now I just took her burger now
Call Officer Big Mac, say she going try to kick my ass, mmm
Got your girl’s number 9, she’s following right behind
The irony is I eat 'em at the same damn time
She eyein' me like a burglar took her shit
Girl, I know you want this
Girl, I'm the Hamburglar, mmm
A McDouble to me is just a bite, mmm
That mean your order need to be up to par
See my standards are covered in cheese and special sauce mmmmmm
Kill 'em all empty wrappers in my couch cushions
Don't get the dollar menu read the meals that are on display
Big n’ Tasty, hallelujah
Come right back I'll do it again!

I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
I love eating burgers that's my freakin' problem (Rubble Rubble)
And yeah, I like to steal I got another problem (Rubble Rubble)
If eating McDonalds burgers is your freakin' problem
Take your burgers to your crib or maybe I might rob them, Rubble Rubble!