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Song Parodies -> "My First Kiss (The Braces Song)"
Original Song Title:
"My First Kiss"
Original Performer:
3OH!3
Parody Song Title:
"My First Kiss (The Braces Song)"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
ft. Ke$ha A little tale about two young people who experience a strange situation together.
Intro: My first kiss
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Well my first kiss
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Verse 1: I said I hate braces
Oh I hate them so
I gotta make a million faces
Hopin’ I don’t let them show
Teeth like metal grates
Mouth so shiny
Excuse me miss
But you have got a real nice hiney
Now I know that it’s on
Play a romantic song
Then I freshen up my breath
(I Freshen up my breath)
In the park by a tree
And she was lookin’ at me
Oh baby this is it
Chorus: Now that I have set the mood
Don’t know she’s got braces too
Once we start to make out
I got stuck inside her mouth!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
She pulls left and I pull right
Our mouths locked up nice and tight
This must be a weird case
Her face stuck on my brace-face
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Well my first kiss went a little like this
Verse 2: I said call the dentist
And do it quickly
Cuz the taste of your tongue
Is making me feel sickly
It is not funny
To sit like this
But I guess we will separate
With the world’s longest kiss!
In the waiting room chairs
While people sit and stare
Her lips still on my lips
(Her lips still on my lips)
In front of Dr. Lee
With my teeth chained to her teeth
“I’ve never seen this”
Oh!
Chorus: Once we’re free and that is that
She just winks and I wink back
I know this is absurd
Think I wanna marry her!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
We went on a second date
So you know, it went real great
And then by the night’s end
We wound up conjoined again!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Hook: My first kiss went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch) (smooch) and chink!
Well my first kiss
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Breakdown: Yeah, she thinks that my teeth are hot
So I kept those braces on
She kept her’s as well hey!
Now it is our wedding day!
Ooooooooooh!
Chorus: We went on our honeymoon
It was the middle of June
It was fun and I’ll say
Kissed for twenty-seven days!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Time will pass and that is fine
Long as this brace-face is mine
If I have it my way
Braces ‘til we’re old and grey!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Outro: She won’t ever get enough
She digs mouths with metal stuff
I remember that day
When we kissed and our teeth stayed!
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Well my first kiss
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Verse 1: I said I hate braces
Oh I hate them so
I gotta make a million faces
Hopin’ I don’t let them show
Teeth like metal grates
Mouth so shiny
Excuse me miss
But you have got a real nice hiney
Now I know that it’s on
Play a romantic song
Then I freshen up my breath
(I Freshen up my breath)
In the park by a tree
And she was lookin’ at me
Oh baby this is it
Chorus: Now that I have set the mood
Don’t know she’s got braces too
Once we start to make out
I got stuck inside her mouth!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
She pulls left and I pull right
Our mouths locked up nice and tight
This must be a weird case
Her face stuck on my brace-face
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Ewwwwwwwwwwe!
Well my first kiss went a little like this
Verse 2: I said call the dentist
And do it quickly
Cuz the taste of your tongue
Is making me feel sickly
It is not funny
To sit like this
But I guess we will separate
With the world’s longest kiss!
In the waiting room chairs
While people sit and stare
Her lips still on my lips
(Her lips still on my lips)
In front of Dr. Lee
With my teeth chained to her teeth
“I’ve never seen this”
Oh!
Chorus: Once we’re free and that is that
She just winks and I wink back
I know this is absurd
Think I wanna marry her!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
We went on a second date
So you know, it went real great
And then by the night’s end
We wound up conjoined again!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Hook: My first kiss went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch) (smooch) and chink!
Well my first kiss
Went a little like this
(smooch) and chink!
(smooch ) (smooch) and chink!
Breakdown: Yeah, she thinks that my teeth are hot
So I kept those braces on
She kept her’s as well hey!
Now it is our wedding day!
Ooooooooooh!
Chorus: We went on our honeymoon
It was the middle of June
It was fun and I’ll say
Kissed for twenty-seven days!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Time will pass and that is fine
Long as this brace-face is mine
If I have it my way
Braces ‘til we’re old and grey!
Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooooh!
Outro: She won’t ever get enough
She digs mouths with metal stuff
I remember that day
When we kissed and our teeth stayed!
June 8, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!
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What a great idea for a topic, and how you did it was pretty creative, using the chorus like it was verses to keep the story moving. Hate the OS, but you made it a little bit bearable.
(ABC M/N) I always knew that there would be sparks the first time people kiss with braces on! The 'smooch' and 'chink' sounds make it all interesting! Hmmmm....some kind of typical teenage romance! I could imagine Kesha with braces kissing a guy, in a way.
Great work! I love the OS and this was a really great idea done well. "We wound up conjoined again..." I'm not sure if I get that li...OOOOOHHHH I get it now haha. Nice work!
(ABC) Talk about being too "clingy"...LOL
You wana see a real "sticky" situation:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/stealerswheel28.shtml
(ABC) What an awesome idea! it's so simple, why didn't I think of that? I'm the one that has to get braces, you never had them! LOL! anyway, great job bro!
(ABC5) Aww, that was actually kinda sweet...in a very amusing way. Great parody here, 555!
Can't stand this TOS. . .the parody is good though so can't hold my hate of the song against you:)
I too honestly HATE the original song but this parody was very cute. It could have been an original on it's own.
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