-> "Anybody"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody"
Parody Song Title:
"Anybody"
The Lyrics
I want anybody, anybody
Anybody but Trump, yeah (x2)
I’m not impressed with you, nor anything you say you'll do
You’re just like the others, only rough, so rough and tough
CNN horror stories don't translate into you doing poorly
You still stand out in the crowd! How???
You- state-to-state, offend everywhere
Amazingly, you do not care!
You- no rules apply and it's not fair!
I want anybody, anybody
Anybody but Trump, yeah (x4)
The same old "not winning" lines
The shouts of "Liar!"
Lack of transparency
I'm scared you'll win the Presidency!
God help us all!!!
You- are politically incorrect as you claim
Mexicans, women, Megyn Kelly you shame
You- have no excuse for what you do! It's true!
But you never pay
I don’t know, don't know how
Your numbers fail to fall
Attacking Jeb, Rubio, Carson, Cruz, Fiorina, with blurts that hurt
You're an evil rich man who's a total jerk!
But there'll come a day
New polls
And they'll be low, low, low... so low!
Anybody but you, Trump
Anybody that can give you a bump
Anybody that will take you apart
Anyone who can win hearts
Anybody, just anybody but Trump
Anybody, because this bullsh-t has to stop!
I want anybody, anybody
Anybody but Trump, yeah (x4)
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