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Song Parodies -> "The All Blacks"

Original Song Title:

"The All Blacks"

Original Performer:

ZM Morning Crew

Parody Song Title:

"The All Blacks"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Come on

The All Blacks are comin, the All Blacks are comin, the Blacks are comin
They are the Men in Black, they're back breakin' the back of the Aussie attack
And weve got the balls

Yeah, they're dangerous, they've been trained to crush, when Australia try to endanger us
Praise 'em y'all, don't let nuthin' faze 'em all
When you see them play the game - this weekend
Don't forget to cheer Baby
All Blacks from the depths of your imagination
All Blacks are Great!!!

Black suits, the black shorts, the black boots
All Blacks with Black attitude
New coach is a stubborn man
New 'tude Much heart in 15 men
Do you understand
What - you thought they wouldn't be strong again
Leave us hanging, don't bring up the cup again

Scrum it down with the South African scrum again
Mind your manners
Cause the All Blacks are comin' in

(Nod your head) the Blacks are comin'
Let me see you nod your head (like this)
The All Blacks are comin'
(Nod your head)
(Like This) -let me see ya nod your head

Nod your head
The Blacks are comin'
Nod your head
The All Blacks are comin'

Front Row erases the foes
Gibbs, Holah and Rocket - that's it - case closed
Enforce the law - Aussies can't touch you
Not with highly ranked backs like Mills y'all
Disregard what you saw last year
And phone up now, give your Aussie friends a call
Tell them Pommies - and your boxer boys
To open their eyes brother, look right here - Thank you

Mission Completed - this weekend we mean it
You know the All Blacks, got the Mana and we're here to beat ya - mean it
We are the world champs and don't act like you don't remember
But we,- we'll take on all contrenders
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls - the men in Black to protect the rugby world
So everybody fear the elite is here and the weekends near

So come on


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Red Ant - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I have been trying desperately to find the original lyrics to this song with no avail. This looks outstanding, telling me one of two things:
A: You are MUCH better at rap than rock or
B: This is their song. If I am wrong on this let me know where I can get the original lyrics.
Wozzyhonk - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wozzyhonk here Thankx 4 your comments, yeah I agree - Rap does seem my forte (dunno if that's a good thing or not) Anyway, It is Men In Black As for your comment on this being their song - Is it REALLY that close???? - well well, great minds and all that
James - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is great! We can i get a copy of the song?

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