-> "Bet On It"
Original Song Title:
"Bet On It"
Parody Song Title:
"Bet On It"
Parody Written by:
Beth M. W.
The Lyrics
Ev'rybody's always talkin' at me,
I'm sick of all their mindless crap.
I wanna listen to my own heart talkin',
I should be gettin' a pat on the back.
(Did you ever...)
Sell your soul to get what you want?
(Did you ever...)
Wish your friends would just buzz off?
(Did you ever...)
Realize they're gettin' way too close?
Did you ever make dough and want it for your own?
I'm super hot, that's who I am,
I can really rock, 'cause I am the man!
Do I deserve a prize? You know you can,
Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it.
How will I know if all my friend's are faking?
Should I question every move they make?
With all their fuss my head is aching,
All they ever do is take and take.
(Did you ever...)
Find your parents full of reproof?
(Did you ever...)
Wonder why they all blame you?
(I will never...)
Listen to their lies again,
I don't wanna wanna win this game if I can't get a new girlfriend.
I'm super hot, that's who I am, (Who I am!)
I can really rock, 'cause I am the man! (I'm the man!)
Do I deserve a prize? You know you can, (You know you can!)
Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it. (Bet on me!)
I'll put up a fight, that is the way,
To get my life on track, they all will pay!
They'll learn to fear these three words that I say;
Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it.
Oh. Hold up!
Give me room to preen,
I rock the whole town.
You all wish you were me,
But it's a fantasy.
It's not hard at all,
To see my worth,
I mean, just look at my face.
Compared to my own,
Yours is a huge disgrace. Ooo.
My hair is great, my eyes are sheen.
I could model... anything.
I can, really rock. I'm gonna rock 'till my feet drop off.
That's who I am, I am the man,
Will I knock of your socks?
You can, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on,
You can, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it.
I'll put up a fight, that is the way,
To get my life on track, they all will pay!
They'll learn to fear these three words that I say;
Beth on it, Bet on it, Bet on it, Bet on it.
You can bet on me.
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