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Song Parodies -> "American Fat-ass"

Original Song Title:

"American Bad Ass"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"American Fat-ass"

Parody Written by:

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"

The Lyrics

This is the WWE version of the song i'm parodying. not the real one.
Kids: as i lay me down to sleep
i pray that toy is mine to keep
and make sure it never leaves this room
or it will be sent to a fiery doom

Guy: then we burn it?
Kids: hell yeah

I'm an american fat-ass
watch me eat
you can order root beer or you can
Woman: radio edit
i'm a eating machine, i like to say grace
before i go ahead to stuff my face
super sized, i'm a double wide
eating butterball now gimme pies
full sack of food, i gotta poo
don't touch my coke i gotta go to the loo
i'm the leaning side
on a 65 chevelle
i can't wait to go
into taco bell
when i fell
i broke the ground
because i weigh
about a thousand pounds

Woah i'm a big boy
fat-ass i'm fat
throw some food in the air,
i prefer i big mac
sayin' hey hey
i'm like a cow eatin' his
hay hay hay hay
i'm that big fat blob on the map sayin'
hey hey hey hey
go to google earth and see where i'm at
"Now if you're the first son of a b*tch that opens this door, you're gonna regret it!" - The Undertaker

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