Kids: as i lay me down to sleep
i pray that toy is mine to keep
and make sure it never leaves this room
or it will be sent to a fiery doom

Guy: then we burn it?
Kids: hell yeah


I'm an american fat-ass
watch me eat
you can order root beer or you can
Woman: radio edit
i'm a eating machine, i like to say grace
before i go ahead to stuff my face
super sized, i'm a double wide
eating butterball now gimme pies
full sack of food, i gotta poo
don't touch my coke i gotta go to the loo
i'm the leaning side
on a 65 chevelle
i can't wait to go
into taco bell
when i fell
i broke the ground
because i weigh
about a thousand pounds

Woah i'm a big boy
fat-ass i'm fat
throw some food in the air,
i prefer i big mac
sayin' hey hey
i'm like a cow eatin' his
hay hay hay hay
i'm that big fat blob on the map sayin'
hey hey hey hey
go to google earth and see where i'm at