cigarette smoke i don't want it man
makes me worried coz i can not stand
cigarette butts in the sand
so i'll tell you all the story that the smoker on the beach isn't nice

smokers gasping in the evening hour
smell so bad i think they need a shower
their breaths all becoming sour
it's not allowed in my home

can you see the smoker's sputum oh yeah?
emphysema's a real bitch i told ya
cough it up every day
but if they hit the patch then they feel a bit gay

when you see them then surely you know
they're going bald and have yellowing toes
a bag of bones who is walking slow
so i tell you all the story the the smoker on the beach isn;t nice

cigarette glow that i see in the night
begin to cough at the very sight
but all the geezers say that smoking's their right
but it's not allowed in my home

can you see the smoker's sputum oh yeah?
emphysema's a real bitch i told ya
cough it up every day
if they start on gum there'll be less that they pay

cigarette smoke i don't want it man
makes me worried coz i can not stand
cigarette butts in the sand
so i'll tell you all the story bout the smoker on the beach i said
i'll tell you all the story bout the smoker on the beach i said
i'll tell the story that the smoker on the beach isn't nice