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Song Parodies -> "The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You're Mine"

Original Performer:

Wicked: The Musical

Parody Song Title:

"The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"

Parody Written by:

Wicked Green Queen :)

The Lyrics

I used to be in the Girl Scouts. As a girl scout, my favorite types of cookies were Tagalongs and Grasshoppers. My favorite musical is WICKED! So I thought it would be a good idea to mix the two.
I'll eat thee too quickly
'Till my pants are too tight!
I am perfectly perceiving
Why my stomach doesn't feel right.
These crappy feelings, the pains in me.
I stole them from you, now they're avenging me!

I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
The cravings were persistent
Now my stomach ain't feeling too fine.
I'm sorry I ran out
of those cookies so fast.
I had a feeling, the flavor wouldn't last.
The tagalongs weren't mine!

You've left me cookieless
There's nothing but sighs.
The knoledge of my cookies dieappearing
Brings tears to my eyes.
Now I'm left stallin'
I hope you can tell.
I want the peanut butter feeling
back in my mouth as well.

All of these moments
The tagalongs weren't mine!
I believe the time's come
We're alomst done with this rhyme.

Let's tell the truth
There's nothing more to share.

That's all I care to know
It's too hard to bear.
I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
I truely wanted them to
they would've tasted so benign.
They were worth putting up a fight
That much is true.
They really did belong to you
The tagalong's weren't miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

Fiyero (Spoken):
You still feel sick?

Elphaba (Spoken):
No, I don't. It's weird, I actually think that...
I feel... HUNGRY!
I hope that you enjoyed my parody. Please remmeber to sing and respond. :)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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littleCupCakes - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This rookie still loved those GS Cookies!
Wicked Green Queen - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, I think. Was that a good comment? If it was, then thank you.
Leprechaun - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
hey remember me? i am a girl scout. It's my last year too! *tear*
defygravity - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL the idea of Elphaba stealing cookies from Fiyero is adorable!!
SideshowJazz1 - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I love the original song, so this was pretty good. The pacing was a little strange at times, but it was basically very good.
Elphaba123 - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Lol stole the cookies =D

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