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Song Parodies -> "Subway"

Original Song Title:

"7 Nation Army"

Original Performer:

White Stripes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Adrian Reavill

The Lyrics

I'm gonna buy one now
A 6-inch Subway sandwich couldn't hold me back
They already ripped me off
Took hard-earned cash right outta my bag
And I'm talkin' to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Chomping through my Sub

And the message comin' from my eyes says I want a refund...

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single Sub tastes like the same thing
Everyone knows about it
From the sandwich to the salad to the sauce

And if I catch you comin' back my way
I'm going back there now
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do

And the feeling coming from my bones says I'm gonna need my phone...

I'm going to wait in line
I'm ready for my Subway, I can't wait no more
I'm gonna order now
'Til you refund me at the store

And I'm screaming, and I'm screaming, and I'm screaming
Right before the door
All the college students are gonna capture me
And I will yell no more

And when I'm eating Subway it makes me fat..

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