Song Parodies -> "Roman Catholic"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Roman Catholic"

Parody Written by:

Twiki

The Lyrics

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1) Her name is Joanna
If I went out with her then I'd sing Hosanna
But she's out of my league
Oh I'd like to feel her
If she wore a mantilla
But she doesn't know who I am
That I am a Christian weirdo

Chorus
Coz I'm just a Roman Catholic baby
I sing hymns to the Virgin Mary
Come be a Roman Catholic baby like me. Ooh

2) Her boyfriend's a Jew
Yes this son's sexist and it's racialist too
He wears a skullcap
Oh he's so orthodox
Goes to Synagogue
But he doesn't know who I am
That I am a Christian weirdo

Chorus
Coz I'm just a Roman Catholic baby
I sing hymns to the Virgin Mary
Come be a Roman Catholic baby like me. Ooh

Bridge
Oh yeah, Catholic
Oh she could show me what I'm missing
Oh yeah, Catholic
But I'd feel guilty if we were kissing

3) I've had n'owt to eat
It's Friday so I am fasting
Who should I meet?
She's coming over to me
Does she suspect?
I genuflect
How does she know who I am?
That I am a Christian

Chorus:
She says: 'Oh my Confirmation name is Mary
'My favourite book's the Lectionary
'I'm just a Roman Catholic baby like you'. Oooh

Bridge
Oh yeah, Catholic
Oh she's my death and resurrection
Oh yeah, Catholic
For her I'd hold a collection

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