My name is Stonewell
I have a letter for you
Parcel as well
So sign on the line before you
Take what i've got
You want it or not?

They think i'm just a boy
Jealous because they're unemployed and

I'm a great teenage postman baby
Parcels to numbers 5 and 80
I post a lot of letters daily - it's sweet
Oooooh

A dog bites my leg
I kick it across the garden
Owner's in bed
I pray that there's no major harm done
It's 8 o clock
I'm on my last block

But I don't know where I am
The people don't give a damn about me

They see i'm a teenage postman baby
Their dog just bit me - gave me rabies
I'll sue them hundreds, thousands maybe
We'll see
Ooooooooooh

Oh yeah
Postman
No, students don't know what they're missing
Oh yeah
Postman
No, people - they're always dissing

Man I feel half-dead
It's 10am I am slowly
Making my bed
At midday i'm going bowling
Don't feel so great
I'm gonna be late

Next morning, doing my round
6 in the morning, there's no sound then

I've got two letters for Riley, 4 for Herberts
Parcels for Jones and 2 for Roberts
I'm just a teenage postman baby, it's true
Oooooh

Oh yeah
Postman
No, people - they just never listen
Oh yeah
Postman
Oh, still they don't know what their missing