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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Postman"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Postman"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

This is actually based on the fact that there is actually a teenage postman in our area... wierd
My name is Stonewell
I have a letter for you
Parcel as well
So sign on the line before you
Take what i've got
You want it or not?

They think i'm just a boy
Jealous because they're unemployed and

I'm a great teenage postman baby
Parcels to numbers 5 and 80
I post a lot of letters daily - it's sweet
Oooooh

A dog bites my leg
I kick it across the garden
Owner's in bed
I pray that there's no major harm done
It's 8 o clock
I'm on my last block

But I don't know where I am
The people don't give a damn about me

They see i'm a teenage postman baby
Their dog just bit me - gave me rabies
I'll sue them hundreds, thousands maybe
We'll see
Ooooooooooh

Oh yeah
Postman
No, students don't know what they're missing
Oh yeah
Postman
No, people - they're always dissing

Man I feel half-dead
It's 10am I am slowly
Making my bed
At midday i'm going bowling
Don't feel so great
I'm gonna be late

Next morning, doing my round
6 in the morning, there's no sound then

I've got two letters for Riley, 4 for Herberts
Parcels for Jones and 2 for Roberts
I'm just a teenage postman baby, it's true
Oooooh

Oh yeah
Postman
No, people - they just never listen
Oh yeah
Postman
Oh, still they don't know what their missing
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Overall Rating: 4.1

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Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Not too familiar with the OS, but I enjoyed reading it. Good post.
Rick C - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again DKTOS (I gotta broaden my horizons some) but, enjoyed reading it too.
Billy Boyd - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Original and amusing. Good stuff. All fives.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Jeff, Rick and Billy
don't you wish you knew! - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that they should stay the same their gr8 the way they r !!!!!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
???
lil ali - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Omg this woz awesome! so clever!

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