This is a story about a a paperclip
He is incredibly annoying
He gives you rubbish advice
Advice, even if your an IT expert
But that all will change when the Office XP comes to town,
just take him away from me so he won't give me any help
That's when I said, "He is annoying me! He is annoying me! "He is annoying me!
He is annoying me! He says press CTRL+ALT+DEL
I think eventually I'm gonna kill clippy."

Chorus
Because clippy is a mutt from hell that I can do without
Clippy is a mutt from hell that I can do without
One of these days I swear XP's gonna out
'Til then clippy is a mutt
from hell that I can do without.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

Clippy lives in Office now, I guess that is where he talks rubbish
soon he'll need a place to stay, so it's straight the scrapyard
He stopped me doing homework yesterday
He popped up and I can't wait for XP
That's when I thought he would tell me How to type
Instead I said, "He is annoying me! He is annoying me! "He is annoying me! He is annoying me!
He says press CTRL+ALT+DEL I think eventually I'm gonna kill clippy."

Chorus

That's why I'm talking to you now
Talking to
That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to.
Talking to
That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking,
talking, talking to you NOW!

Because, your clippy is a mutt from hell that I can do without.