His name is Vidhu
I have a dream about him
How'll I get through
My life if I live without him?
He's in my strengths class
Got such a nice ass
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage geek fag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage geek fag, baby
Listen to Mozart operas baby....with me

His boyfriend's a dork
Which makes sense, cause so is Vidhu
But if he knew
I liked his man, what would he do?
He'd bitch-slap my face
Send me out into space
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage geek fag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage geek fag, baby
Listen to Mozart operas, baby...with me

Oh yeah, geek fag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Oh yeah, geek fag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing

My story's been told,
It's the weekend and I am horny
Lo and behold,
He's standing here before me
Winking his eye
His hand's on my thigh
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

I got two tickets to go hear Mozart, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage geek fag baby
Like you

Oh yeah, geek fag
Now he'll find out what he's been missing
Oh yeah, geek fag
Now he'll find out what he's been missing