I am Dom Joly
You better be careful around me
I come from channel4, it's the one people ignore
and we are fashioned in the image of giant mice who have come to stalk you
we all come from amsterdam and pretend to be tourists.

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'Cause I'm a TV prankster, better get a giant mobile
I'm I'm a TV prankster, better get a giant mobile
I'm I'm a TV prankster, better get a giant mobile,
better say hello very loud.

Like a shoplifting Santa Claus, I do not obey laws
all hail Switzerland
paiters, and and a relly crap brass band
they play incrediby bad to make people mad,
'cause I'm all up in your face again,
I'm all up in your face.

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A TV prankster,
you're the victim of a wannabe gangster,
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair with my really big hair
OOH DAMN, I reak of peanuts,
but yo I'm lookin' snappy,
got a nappy, I'm crappy,
sell tourists the fake mappy,
so now I'm trigger happy,
Girl is he the guy from trigger happy'?
Yeah, so you pensioners wanna ignore this nit wit,
got sense of humour or not?
Then I'm a hafta ask if you're red fox BIATCH!
Or talk all about the bard, show the cops my Channel 4 Card,
they gotta let me go so I can be a guard,
it's the deal it's for real,
ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
'Cause I'm a TV prankster.

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