Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To go on that site called Tvtropes
But If you go on there, abandon all hopes.
The tropers and editors and contributors will drive you insane.
And that website in general will just rot your poor old brain.
What they do is just plain wrong, but you can fight it you can be strong.
Cause tvtropes is not all that, all of their tropes are old hat.
Stay on the right line, don't waste your time.

So don't go on Tvtropes
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes

Oh, you don't wanna mess with those guys man.
They're a FanHaters biggest fan,
They don't know the difference between a rainforest and poptart.
They'll give you nothing but trouble right from the start.

So don't go on Tvtropes
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes

That website is evil, it will ruin your life.
It can cut you in two like a rusty knife.
And you'll be treated like dirt, it's not fun.
And you'll end up being a very lonely one.
So all I ask is, everybody, please...
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes
If you go on that site you'll be doing wrong.
So don't go on Tvtropes
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes
Don't don't go on Tvtropes

So don't go on Tvtropes
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes
If you go on that site you'll be doing wrong.
So don't go on Tvtropes
Everyone on there is a bunch of dopes.
Go and do another site.
Oh, don't go on TVtropes
Don't don't go on Tvtropes
Or you might end up losing all your dreams and hopes.

Oh, don't go TVtropes