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Song Parodies -> "Japanese Greatful Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Canadian Idiot"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Japanese Greatful Guy"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

This is an interesting song that Japaneses could have.
Don't wanna be a Japanese greatful guy
Don't wanna be some monster who roared
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Z

They all live on Tokyo and anybody else
And they leave the monsters without crying
Never even bring their fire to the monsters
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Spider-Man DVDs
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well I want to remember Super Sentai
or even Kamen Rider or Ultraman
or Gamera and Metal Hero
Can't understand Japanese they're talkin' aboot

Sure the monster roared into Tokyo
Destroying Tokyo with needless fire
Then again Tokyo is disappearing
Burn everybody into fire
And shooted anybody else
All over creatures in Tokyo

Don't wanna be a Japanese greatful guy
Won't figure out that he is a giant
However don't destroy Tokyo at all
Tell you the truth, don't burn a fire

Always hear the same kind of destruction
Break their monster and they'll just say "boom"
Tell me what kind of perfectness are that interesting?
It's gotta mean they're all up to destroy anything
So quick, before they see it on fire
Time for the destruction of fire!
This is the end. Japanese is alive and don't destroy us.

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