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Song Parodies -> "Jackson Man"

Original Song Title:

"Ocean Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jackson Man"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Great song, but any chance to skew Jacko is worth the wordplay.Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?A: When the big hand's over the little hand.Man that's bad!!
Jackson man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land your neverland
Jackson man, the voyage to the owner of the robe is a real trip
Jackson man, the rust of a tan man embalmed by the man
Soaking up the thirst of the hand

Jackson man, can you see through the wonder of amazement of the peter-pan
Jackson man, the trust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Jackson man, the sequence of a life form bruised by the hand,
Soaking up the thirst of the damned

Jackson man, Jackson man
Jackson man

[repeat verses]

Jackson man
You've been groped by, a smooth criminal...

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wacky, but I wish more of the original lyrics got changed. Q: What did MJ say to the pregnant woman? A:"I hope it's a boy."
Apricot - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
As a Ween fan, this was just a wee bit awkward in pacing.. and not too funny. Try another Ween parody.. if you could do "The Grobe" even half-assed, I would respect you greatly.

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