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Song Parodies -> "Weather"
Original Song Title:
"Slither"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Velvet Revolver
Parody Song Title:
"Weather"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Snow!
Sleet!
Slush!
When it’s cold it might be snowing
Put on coats and strap on some skis
Bones are broken when you slip on ice
You might swear and cuss out winter
It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie
And you’ll find it’s disaster when you drive
Damn! This snowy weather!
There’s tons of slush stepped in while you are outside
It’s time to freeze!
Rain!
Storm!
Wet!
Socks are soaking wet you’ll glower
April showers bring May flowers
Grass is muddy due to melting ice
Spring sucks balls but there is Easter
Baseball starts for hotdog feasters
The hype of heightened hormones gets you laid
Screw! The stormy weather!
Out in the pouring rain you’re sick, watery eyes
I’ve heard you sneeze
Might have hayfever
The snot will burn your nostrils them damn allergies
This crappy Spring!
(Guitar solo)
Now you’ll cook without your sunscreen
No more breaks from the lawn cutting
Hot and humid
Shirt sticks to your sides
Crap! This sunny summer!
And if you’re Goth you’ll hate the tan you’ll get outside
But don’t complain
There’s far worse weather
Though sunburns are bastards they might make you cry
More Aloe please!
Sun!
Hot!
Heat!
Sleet!
Slush!
When it’s cold it might be snowing
Put on coats and strap on some skis
Bones are broken when you slip on ice
You might swear and cuss out winter
It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie
And you’ll find it’s disaster when you drive
Damn! This snowy weather!
There’s tons of slush stepped in while you are outside
It’s time to freeze!
Rain!
Storm!
Wet!
Socks are soaking wet you’ll glower
April showers bring May flowers
Grass is muddy due to melting ice
Spring sucks balls but there is Easter
Baseball starts for hotdog feasters
The hype of heightened hormones gets you laid
Screw! The stormy weather!
Out in the pouring rain you’re sick, watery eyes
I’ve heard you sneeze
Might have hayfever
The snot will burn your nostrils them damn allergies
This crappy Spring!
(Guitar solo)
Now you’ll cook without your sunscreen
No more breaks from the lawn cutting
Hot and humid
Shirt sticks to your sides
Crap! This sunny summer!
And if you’re Goth you’ll hate the tan you’ll get outside
But don’t complain
There’s far worse weather
Though sunburns are bastards they might make you cry
More Aloe please!
Sun!
Hot!
Heat!
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Was this for a project or something? Must be something I'm not in, but it was a fun overview of the negatives to each weather predicament. Today it's sunny, 50 something degrees with a light breeze here, beautiful. . .good job buddy
Yeah it's part of a project and yeah you're in it. It's part of Weird Al's Polkarama. The part of the polka that goes "Hey! Hey! Hey!" there's a list of the songs on a new thread that I started up.
DKTOS but this is cool. Reminds me of a parody I wrote once. 555's
SquireMatthias, we're in the midst of a RainStorm here in NorCAL . Wind & Rain, big Time !!
That's pretty bad when I have so many little projects that I forget what songs are in them. . .
BRING ON SPRING!!!
The best parody of this song on Amiright so far. Nice job.
(ABC) Forecast is calling for some great praises on this "weathered" parody...lol!
I hate weather, but I like this parody.
Tonight's forecast is calling for chuckles and a high of 555!
Yesterday I went to a football game and it was pretty chilly out...and STILL managed to get a sunburn. Not a huge fan of the OS but you did a great job with this one! Nice work
(ABC) One of the best, if not the best, weather parodies I've ever had the pleasure of reading. AWESOME!!!!!!!!! 555 cold fronts comin' to your neck of the woods.
(ABC) The funnies were pouring down in this one. Just great!
See above.
(ABC) Great parody, even though I had to remember that Spring for you is Autumn for me. Spring still sucks balls, though. Fave line had to be "It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie", thanks for that. 555 for you!
Your "Matthiasarama" brought this one to attention once more. The spring portion is particularly apropos for me right now, since where I am has been getting plenty of rain these past couple days. This whole parody's still funny as ever.
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